She Was So Blonde
It’s not just your momma who’s got to worry about these jokes, even blonde’s arent safe (when were they?) anymore. Kinda of an adaption of the “Yo Momma’s So Stupid” jokes with some new additions. So, without further ado - She Was So Blonde…
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
- she thought General Motors was in the Army.
- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- she got stabbed during a shoot-out.
- she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
- she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
- she sold the car for gas money.
- when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
- she studied for a blood test-and failed.
If you have anymore, feel free to add them as a comment.
What'd You Think?
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October 29th, 2007 at 12:08 am
She was so blonde… she pounded on the door and rang the doorbell and thought it was locked, when it was unlocked all along
:) 
:) XD
October 29th, 2007 at 6:18 am
she was so blonde…………..and stupit
ha……..ha………ha
October 29th, 2007 at 10:29 am
she didnt know there where cars in the 1980’s ( tory! lol)
October 29th, 2007 at 2:08 pm
…that she thought she couldn’t afford a free sample =P
October 29th, 2007 at 3:10 pm
it took her an hour to cook minute rice!
October 29th, 2007 at 8:42 pm
she was so a blonde…….she couldnt find a corner on a circle
October 30th, 2007 at 5:27 pm
this blonde lost her friend and went to the lost and found! lol!!!!!!!! XD!!!!!!!!!!!! =) X)
October 31st, 2007 at 12:23 am
She was so blond that she wanted paper view on her tv and so she got a piece of paper and stuck it to her tv saying “look, i got paper View
October 31st, 2007 at 10:45 am
ummm she was so blone that she walked in the door and seen a exit sign and left the building hehehe
i see u laughing im in ur house watching u i see u your eating a oreo yummy
October 31st, 2007 at 10:21 pm
…that she fell off the ground.
November 1st, 2007 at 9:20 am
Ha Ha Ha She was so blonde she went to the bar and was told,”Drinks are on the house and she walked in latter with a ladder. lol
November 1st, 2007 at 3:38 pm
she got hit by a parked car
November 2nd, 2007 at 8:53 am
…..SHE SAT ON THE T.V. AND WATCHED THE SOFA
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:30 am
She was soo0o Blonde.. She sleeps with a ruler to measure how many hours she was asleep!
She was soo0o Blonde.. She called her Zebra, SPOT!
She was soo0o Blonde.. She thought there was a petrol station on Jupiter!
She was soo0o Blonde.. she thought if you walk slower you get there faster!
She was soo0o Blonde.. Heres a Blonde joke!
What is the simularity between a clever blonde girl and a UFO?
Answer.. There both herd of but never seen!
Thank you everyone, peace out, its been a pleasure meeting with you.. maybe again sometime, if we both lucky anough to share the same star sign.. im a scorpio, what are you? please say scorpio! one last thing before i go! do you where pantyhoos?
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:05 pm
she was so blonde…….she killed her toy poodle tryin to put batteries in it.
November 5th, 2007 at 6:05 am
She was so Blonde when her computer said to press any key she told it it wasn’t born with one
November 5th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
…she tried 2 commit suicide by jumping off the sidewalk
November 5th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
yesshhh these were pretty good xD
:O 
=]
she was so blonde, she stole free bread
she was so blonde, she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
she was so blonde, when she went to Walgreen’s she said “hey, these walls aren’t green.
she was so blonde, I told her to take out the trash and she moved!
she was so blonde, that she thought that babies came from the infantry.
she was so blonde, she climbed up a tree talking about branch management.
she was so blonde, when she got locked in the bathroom, she peed herself.
ummm yeeerrr
November 7th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
she was so blonde she thought a tv was a microwive
She was so blonde that she thought ate a cell phone for her cells to talk
she was so blonde she tripped over a cordless phone
November 9th, 2007 at 10:16 am
so cheap she puts a bandage when she gets her period… lol hahaha
November 9th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
she called and asked for my number
November 9th, 2007 at 2:23 pm
whe was so blonde…she drowned in the pool beacuse a sticker at the bottom said scratch and sniff.
November 9th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
cow, banana, and poop love jon, adam, michael, bethany, preston, kayla, and lots of other people that I can’t think of.
PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
November 9th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
My name is morgan and i want to date adam or daniel! lol Megan loves me and hates everyone else cept for birdie. HA HA HA ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
November 9th, 2007 at 4:01 pm
BANANASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 9th, 2007 at 4:02 pm
we have to go home
November 9th, 2007 at 4:05 pm
POOP, BOLOGNA, OLD EGYPTIAN TOE, WILD HOG, POONANY, POOBANANA, I LOVE ADAM AND DANIEL AND STUPID FACE JOE HAD TO TELL DANIEL AND THEN BETHANY CARRIED ME OVER TO DANIEL (wouldn’t let me walk) AND THEN THE BELL RANG AND I HAD TO LEAVE AND DIDN’T GET TO TALK TO DANIEL AND THAT SUCKS! GOTTA GO. LOVE MORGAN AKA HORNY MOO COW AND LOVE MEGAN.
November 9th, 2007 at 9:25 pm
lol sorry cant tell a joke thats why i am reading them by da way i dont have a life can u get me one
November 9th, 2007 at 9:27 pm
u r a stupid retarted cow stupid cow banana
November 10th, 2007 at 11:26 pm
she was so blonde…….she did not get the blonde jokes. (*Hint this was ME!*)
November 11th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
she fed her pet snail salt
November 12th, 2007 at 9:56 pm
pinky that was gay oh,yeh lil D it’s pay per veiw not paper veiw r u blonde!!!!:(
November 13th, 2007 at 11:17 am
your mama is so dumb she sits on the tv and watches the couch
November 13th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
wow ur mama so dum when u were born she looked a the embiliculcord
and said hey look it comes wit cable
November 16th, 2007 at 7:03 am
she tried to kill her self by jumping out the basement window
November 16th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
BaBy GaL needs to keep her f-ing mouth shut. Yea, I’m stupid and that’s why everyone loves me.
November 17th, 2007 at 6:36 pm
She’s so blonde, when she gets carried away in a conversation, she moves
She fights to sit in the corner of a circular room
November 18th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
she got lost so she went to the lost and found.
November 18th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
she got lost and went to the lost and found for help.
November 19th, 2007 at 8:00 am
your so blonde that u peed yourself when you was locked in a toilet
November 19th, 2007 at 8:02 am
your mum is so blonde that she got run over by a parked car…..lol
November 19th, 2007 at 8:03 am
shes so blonde she got run over by a parked car…..lol
November 19th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
Lol.
SOME of these were pretty freakin funny!
November 19th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
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November 20th, 2007 at 11:29 am
She was so blonde that she could not pore water out of a boot with instructions written on the heal.
November 20th, 2007 at 11:18 pm
she was so blond, she thought long distance calling collect was collecting foren peoples phone numbers!
kindergardeners do that too!
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:24 am
yo mama so fat that when she walked across the living room floor she made the CD skip on the radio station.
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:24 am
yo mama so fat that when she walked across the living room floor she made the CD skip on the radio station. she didn’t get it!!!lol!!!
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:25 am
yo mama so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks!
November 24th, 2007 at 10:16 am
she was sooooo blond that when her friends said look at the poor dead birdie. then she looked up and said where i dont see it?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
November 25th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
she is so blond…. she went in a hardware store and said can i buy that t.v. the manger said ‘no’ the blond said ‘why’ the manger said we don’t sell to blonds the blond left and came back the next day and ask again the manger said the same thing again the blond went home and dyed her hair and went back to the hardware store and asked again the manger said no again the blond then ask ‘how did u know that i am a blond’ he said because thats not a t.v. it is a micorwave’
November 27th, 2007 at 11:54 am
Wait here dis! WOT DO U CALL IT WHEN A BLONDE DYES HER HAIR BRUNETTE
November 30th, 2007 at 7:53 am
mi mates so blonde that she got locked in a bed store and slept on the floor!
November 30th, 2007 at 1:22 pm
i think dat da jokes suck mostly the one about tupac cuz dats messed up
March 30th, 2008 at 1:52 am
cow banana, wat the hellz r u talking bout?
April 1st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
everyone here, there is a thing called SPELLING?
heal? Robin, heel! It takes less time to spell out “heel”!
Jeez! And many of the jokes you posted here were already said by many other people.
She was so blonde that she made stupid jokes like the ones here!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
FUNNY BUT I HEARD IT B4
May 13th, 2008 at 11:59 am
its funny but already heard it
May 21st, 2008 at 1:38 pm
This Is So Funnyy.
But Yet, I’m A Blonde.
But Not This F***ing Stupid.
Seriously.