She Was So Blonde
It’s not just your momma who’s got to worry about these jokes, even blonde’s arent safe (when were they?) anymore. Kinda of an adaption of the “Yo Momma’s So Stupid” jokes with some new additions. So, without further ado – She Was So Blonde…
- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
- she tripped over a cordless phone.
- when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
- she thought General Motors was in the Army.
- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- she got stabbed during a shoot-out.
- she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
- under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
- she tried to drown a fish.
- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
- she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
- she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
- they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
- at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
- it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
- she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
- she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
- she sold the car for gas money.
- when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
- she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
- she studied for a blood test-and failed.
If you have anymore, feel free to add them as a comment.
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she is so blond…. she went in a hardware store and said can i buy that t.v. the manger said ‘no’ the blond said ‘why’ the manger said we don’t sell to blonds the blond left and came back the next day and ask again the manger said the same thing again the blond went home and dyed her hair and went back to the hardware store and asked again the manger said no again the blond then ask ‘how did u know that i am a blond’ he said because thats not a t.v. it is a micorwave’
Wait here dis! WOT DO U CALL IT WHEN A BLONDE DYES HER HAIR BRUNETTE
mi mates so blonde that she got locked in a bed store and slept on the floor!
i think dat da jokes suck mostly the one about tupac cuz dats messed up
cow banana, wat the hellz r u talking bout?
everyone here, there is a thing called SPELLING?
heal? Robin, heel! It takes less time to spell out “heel”!
Jeez! And many of the jokes you posted here were already said by many other people.
She was so blonde that she made stupid jokes like the ones here!
FUNNY BUT I HEARD IT B4
its funny but already heard it
This Is So Funnyy.
But Yet, I’m A Blonde.
But Not This F***ing Stupid.
Seriously.
she’s so blonde, she ran into a bar and said, “ouch”…. [will take u 30 seconds to understand. haha]
Lol..
I used to be a natural blonde.. but it changed to a light brown (and not by dye)
cute jokes
a blonde brings a ladder to a bar cuz she heard drinks were ”on the house”
she’s was so blond she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
She’s so BLONDE, she dyed her hair BLONDE!
that is so funny but i like the other one much better
there was two blond walking int he streets, the one yells to the other ”look a dead bird!!!!!” the other one looking at the sky: ”where, where??”
she though a penis was maccaroni
she saw the drive-thru sign at mcdonalds and crashed lolz