Sexy Watch

A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials. The woman next to him says, "Wow, that's a really fancy watch." Thanks, says the guy, "It's the cutting edge of technology. I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and [...]

Sexy Watch

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Sexy Watch was written by F&J Staff on Monday, July 16th, 2007 at 9:20 amin Bar Jokes, Dirty Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Sexy Panties , New Watch , Suicide Watch , Things Men Will Never Say , Bar Names .

17 Comments to “Sexy Watch”

• Kenzie says:

  July 16, 2007 at 12:54 pm

  OMG! FREAKIN FUNNY!
• Heather Prestenback says:

  July 16, 2007 at 3:03 pm

  this is sooooooooo funny (lol)
• ash says:

  August 1, 2007 at 10:46 pm

  REALLY REALLY REALLY funny
• Amy says:

  August 7, 2007 at 8:17 pm

  good bar line
• Will says:

  September 4, 2007 at 6:24 am

  ROFL!!! hahaha FUNNY! =D
• RoRo says:

  September 24, 2007 at 10:00 pm

  hahahhaha! i is luvin these jokes!
• Lil Chunty says:

  October 24, 2007 at 11:14 am

  HAHAHA very funny
• liam says:

  October 26, 2007 at 7:01 am

  so funny lol
• BABE~GURL says:

  October 26, 2007 at 4:58 pm

  awsome pick up line
• Yo mama says:

  November 14, 2007 at 3:13 pm

  OMFG THATS AWESOME
• Im not a virgin says:

  December 31, 2007 at 4:42 am

  OMG! I so wanna use that line!
• Allison says:

  March 20, 2008 at 4:34 pm

  not all that bad
• sniper_dogg says:

  February 7, 2009 at 4:05 am

  freakin funny..gud one.
• IrritatedOyster says:

  February 27, 2009 at 1:34 am

  Nice for a pick-up line
• not yo daddy says:

  March 5, 2009 at 5:31 pm

  thers actually a similar, simpiler, version of this joke, but it involves a cowboy…….
• annie says:

  December 16, 2009 at 4:16 pm

  ahahahahahahahaha funny
• celesteM says:

  January 18, 2010 at 12:23 pm

  indeed awsome line for the bar….