Sexy Panties
My frustrated wife decided our sex life needed alittle spicing up. So, after work she went shopping and picked up a fancy pair of crotchless panties. She went home and slid the new garment on and selected a short skirt to go with it.
She greeted me when I came home from work and sat down on the couch across from me. She slowly spread her legs... then said "Honey would you like some of this?" I took a moment, then said "Hell no, look what it’s done to your underwear!"
What'd You Think?
(74 votes, average: 3.86 out of 5)
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that is sick man!, do not publish that again
yuck
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you guys are sicko’s
ew that was just a disgusting joke
that’s just nasty…
WTF!! disgusting. nitwits. WTF!
perv
gross
wow…thats so stupid its not funny…
yuc man!!!
thats weak!!!
Haha thats a hoot, all the 14 year olds that doesnt think its funny needs to get out.
wtf yu stole the from larry the cable guy and barely altered it!
Lol, i agree with that cameron
That was a good joke, and all the little kiddies that are scared of a vagina (or dont even know what one is), stop leaving stupid comments about a good joke lol
not disgusting, and ill explain it from what i think, that it was lingera, and he thought it wrinkled by her?
or it could be my first thought, then it would be funnier…or not
that was awsome and i think gretel needs to get a sence of humor
With the title “Sexy Panties” one would at least expect a vulgar joke? (that is actually pretty funny)What a bunch of haters.
It’s a bit pathetic that most of you guys can’t take a dirty joke or two. They’re ,like, part of life. I bet none of you are dating, huh?
advise to the hubby: stop working overtime. start slicing the cheese. lol
i get the joke and it was funny when Larry the Cable Guy said it!
hahhhahhaha! that was hilarious! maybe i shud try that wen im married!
funny but sick
haha if ya not looking for sick jokes dont click on dirty jokes.. idiots! awesome joke haha
i can just imagine the expression on the husbands face jeeez THAT’S FUNNY
Get your own material…deuche
WHAT IS THE POINT TO THIS JOKE?
whoever said this was disgusting is just retarded!
get out of the DIRTY joke section then
yeah.
I thought it was pretty damn funny that grettel chick is probably very lonly and is only able to have sex with animals
The joke is actually refering to the fact that the panties were crotchless and the husband thought that something must be terribly wrong with her cooch because it ate the crotch out of the panties…geesh! And it was HILLARIOUS!!!
That was so funny i was lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! Nice one!
That was hilarious! That husband needs to get out more! And i so agree! If you can’t take a dirty joke then idk how ur gonna survive in the world! Everyone who thinks that isn’t funny is gonna end up being the freakn 40 yr old virgin!
wao! that acidic?
the joke was just crap….just because its a dirty doesnt make it funny
lmfaooo its funny you guys are fags, laugh dont hate
that was an ok joke
You people have obviously never watched Larry the Cable Guy, which this joke is obviously from.
That is sooo rude
This joke is hilarious. Poor wife.
lame
dear god. Stupid.
that was awsome joke would of been funnier if larry ahdnt said it first
ISNT THIS A RIP OFF FROM A LARRY THE CABLE GUY JOKE….YA I THINK IT IS, HOW ORIGINAL
it was funny. please get the hell out of the dirty joke section if its insulting for u morons. wtf how stupid can u people get, seriously man
hahahahahah hilarous! x)