Sexy Panties


My frustrated wife decided our sex life needed alittle spicing up. So, after work she went shopping and picked up a fancy pair of crotchless panties. She went home and slid the new garment on and selected a short skirt to go with it.

She greeted me when I came home from work and sat down on the couch across from me. She slowly spread her legs… then said “Honey would you like some of this?” I took a moment, then said “Hell no, look what it’s done to your underwear!”

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Sexy Panties was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, September 4th, 2007 at 4:19 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Female Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Sexy Watch,  Wearing the Pants,  Ladies Night Out,  Late Night Suprise,  Jokes For Women, About Men.


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34 Responses to “Sexy Panties”

  1. gretel Says:
    September 5th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    that is sick man!, do not publish that again

    yuck
    !
    you guys are sicko’s

  2. Somebody's Me Says:
    September 6th, 2007 at 7:10 pm

    ew that was just a disgusting joke

  3. Addie Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 4:32 pm

    that’s just nasty…

  4. WTF Says:
    September 7th, 2007 at 8:51 pm

    WTF!! disgusting. nitwits. WTF!

  5. emmy Says:
    September 8th, 2007 at 10:58 pm

    perv

  6. hailie Says:
    September 9th, 2007 at 3:57 pm

    gross

  7. vanessa Says:
    September 9th, 2007 at 8:59 pm

    wow…thats so stupid its not funny…

  8. Hadi Says:
    September 10th, 2007 at 2:06 am

    yuc man!!!
    thats weak!!!

  9. Cameron Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 9:34 am

    Haha thats a hoot, all the 14 year olds that doesnt think its funny needs to get out.

  10. wtf Says:
    September 11th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

    wtf yu stole the from larry the cable guy and barely altered it!

  11. Matt Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 7:04 am

    Lol, i agree with that cameron :D

    That was a good joke, and all the little kiddies that are scared of a vagina (or dont even know what one is), stop leaving stupid comments about a good joke lol

  12. bob Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 6:54 pm

    not disgusting, and ill explain it from what i think, that it was lingera, and he thought it wrinkled by her?

    or it could be my first thought, then it would be funnier…or not

  13. big T Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    that was awsome and i think gretel needs to get a sence of humor

  14. Emily Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 10:20 pm

    With the title “Sexy Panties” one would at least expect a vulgar joke? (that is actually pretty funny)What a bunch of haters.

  15. CaSsIe Says:
    September 17th, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    It’s a bit pathetic that most of you guys can’t take a dirty joke or two. They’re ,like, part of life. I bet none of you are dating, huh?

  16. zar Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 12:18 am

    advise to the hubby: stop working overtime. start slicing the cheese. lol

  17. nate Says:
    September 19th, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    i get the joke and it was funny when Larry the Cable Guy said it!

  18. RoRo Says:
    September 24th, 2007 at 9:59 pm

    hahhhahhaha! that was hilarious! maybe i shud try that wen im married! ;)

  19. wizzaking Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 7:48 pm

    funny but sick

  20. Felicity Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 7:54 am

    haha if ya not looking for sick jokes dont click on dirty jokes.. idiots! awesome joke haha

  21. nhlanhla Says:
    October 6th, 2007 at 11:11 am

    i can just imagine the expression on the husbands face jeeez THAT’S FUNNY

  22. Brett Says:
    October 12th, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    Get your own material…deuche

  23. Siara Says:
    October 16th, 2007 at 4:24 pm

    WHAT IS THE POINT TO THIS JOKE?

  24. kristy Says:
    October 22nd, 2007 at 6:38 am

    whoever said this was disgusting is just retarded!
    get out of the DIRTY joke section then

  25. sam Says:
    October 25th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    yeah.
    I thought it was pretty damn funny that grettel chick is probably very lonly and is only able to have sex with animals

  26. Laura Says:
    November 8th, 2007 at 3:33 pm

    The joke is actually refering to the fact that the panties were crotchless and the husband thought that something must be terribly wrong with her cooch because it ate the crotch out of the panties…geesh! And it was HILLARIOUS!!!

  27. Ella Says:
    November 16th, 2007 at 7:47 am

    That was so funny i was lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. ivona Says:
    November 20th, 2007 at 1:49 pm

    LOL! Nice one!

  29. erica michelle Says:
    December 14th, 2007 at 10:23 am

    That was hilarious! That husband needs to get out more! And i so agree! If you can’t take a dirty joke then idk how ur gonna survive in the world! Everyone who thinks that isn’t funny is gonna end up being the freakn 40 yr old virgin!

  30. jbuoy Says:
    March 2nd, 2008 at 3:02 pm

    wao! that acidic?

  31. wat Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    the joke was just crap….just because its a dirty doesnt make it funny

  32. bob Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 12:35 am

    lmfaooo its funny you guys are fags, laugh dont hate

  33. BABBII Says:
    April 3rd, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    that was an ok joke

  34. Binsky Says:
    April 10th, 2008 at 12:20 pm

    You people have obviously never watched Larry the Cable Guy, which this joke is obviously from.

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