Sexy Panties


My frustrated wife decided our sex life needed alittle spicing up. So, after work she went shopping and picked up a fancy pair of crotchless panties. She went home and slid the new garment on and selected a short skirt to go with it.

She greeted me when I came home from work and sat down on the couch across from me. She slowly spread her legs… then said “Honey would you like some of this?” I took a moment, then said “Hell no, look what it’s done to your underwear!”

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34 Responses to “Sexy Panties”

  1. gretel Says:

    that is sick man!, do not publish that again

    yuck
    !
    you guys are sicko’s

  2. Somebody's Me Says:

    ew that was just a disgusting joke

  3. Addie Says:

    that’s just nasty…

  4. WTF Says:

    WTF!! disgusting. nitwits. WTF!

  5. emmy Says:

    perv

  6. hailie Says:

    gross

  7. vanessa Says:

    wow…thats so stupid its not funny…

  8. Hadi Says:

    yuc man!!!
    thats weak!!!

  9. Cameron Says:

    Haha thats a hoot, all the 14 year olds that doesnt think its funny needs to get out.

  10. wtf Says:

    wtf yu stole the from larry the cable guy and barely altered it!

  11. Matt Says:

    Lol, i agree with that cameron :D

    That was a good joke, and all the little kiddies that are scared of a vagina (or dont even know what one is), stop leaving stupid comments about a good joke lol

  12. bob Says:

    not disgusting, and ill explain it from what i think, that it was lingera, and he thought it wrinkled by her?

    or it could be my first thought, then it would be funnier…or not

  13. big T Says:

    that was awsome and i think gretel needs to get a sence of humor

  14. Emily Says:

    With the title “Sexy Panties” one would at least expect a vulgar joke? (that is actually pretty funny)What a bunch of haters.

  15. CaSsIe Says:

    It’s a bit pathetic that most of you guys can’t take a dirty joke or two. They’re ,like, part of life. I bet none of you are dating, huh?

  16. zar Says:

    advise to the hubby: stop working overtime. start slicing the cheese. lol

  17. nate Says:

    i get the joke and it was funny when Larry the Cable Guy said it!

  18. RoRo Says:

    hahhhahhaha! that was hilarious! maybe i shud try that wen im married! ;)

  19. wizzaking Says:

    funny but sick

  20. Felicity Says:

    haha if ya not looking for sick jokes dont click on dirty jokes.. idiots! awesome joke haha

  21. nhlanhla Says:

    i can just imagine the expression on the husbands face jeeez THAT’S FUNNY

  22. Brett Says:

    Get your own material…deuche

  23. Siara Says:

    WHAT IS THE POINT TO THIS JOKE?

  24. kristy Says:

    whoever said this was disgusting is just retarded!
    get out of the DIRTY joke section then

  25. sam Says:

    yeah.
    I thought it was pretty damn funny that grettel chick is probably very lonly and is only able to have sex with animals

  26. Laura Says:

    The joke is actually refering to the fact that the panties were crotchless and the husband thought that something must be terribly wrong with her cooch because it ate the crotch out of the panties…geesh! And it was HILLARIOUS!!!

  27. Ella Says:

    That was so funny i was lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. ivona Says:

    LOL! Nice one!

  29. erica michelle Says:

    That was hilarious! That husband needs to get out more! And i so agree! If you can’t take a dirty joke then idk how ur gonna survive in the world! Everyone who thinks that isn’t funny is gonna end up being the freakn 40 yr old virgin!

  30. jbuoy Says:

    wao! that acidic?

  31. wat Says:

    the joke was just crap….just because its a dirty doesnt make it funny

  32. bob Says:

    lmfaooo its funny you guys are fags, laugh dont hate

  33. BABBII Says:

    that was an ok joke

  34. Binsky Says:

    You people have obviously never watched Larry the Cable Guy, which this joke is obviously from.

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