Sex Sandals
A couple walked into a tourist shop in Jamaica. The Jamaican said to them, I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. "Dey makes you wild at sex."
Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the sex God he was.
The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." So, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.
The Jamaican then began screaming, "You got dem on the de wrong feet man! You got dem on de wrong feet!"
What'd You Think?
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thats a gud 1.lol in d office pple thnk am crazy.
Oh lord! Please its midnight here so I mustnt laugh else they’ll think I’ve gone off my meds again:)
poor jamaican… ROFL!
lmao that is so hilarouis
i dont get it lol, why on the wrong feet?
Funny as hell
lmaf
lmfao – thats so funnny. ^ (;
hey anibeli the joke his he had them on the wrong feet so it switched his sexual preference (IE made him gay…) get it?
@ urmon yeah, thanks for replying!
Jah man thats a good one
wow
there are three police men standing across the street from a catholic school and a candybar machine. Outside of the gate of the school there are three nuns a readhead, a brunette, and a blonde they are watching the police men. So two of the police men dare the rookie police man to walk across the street naked and get two candy bars a butterfinger and a snickers so he agrees and they give him the money so he walks across and gets the candy bars and the redhead comes up and she pulls and pulls and pulls and she gets a butterfinger so the brunette comes up and she pulls and pulls and pulls and she gets a snickers so the blonde comes up and she puls and pulls and pulls and pulls and she walks back to the nuns and says hey i got some lotion…..
ha. gay dude mon