Settlement

A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night. "Father, listen," he rejoiced, "I've finally settled that old McKinney suit." "Settled it!" cried the astonished father. "Why, you bleeping idiot! We've been living off of that money for years!"

Settlement

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Settlement was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:26 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Bumper Stickers 16-30 , Dad’s Job , What Do Your Parents Do For A Living? , Silly Puddy , Paratrooper .

5 Comments to “Settlement”

• Jeff says:

  January 5, 2010 at 3:01 am

  WOOT first comment!
• TheManWithThePlan says:

  January 25, 2010 at 12:54 pm

  second place is just a fancy way of saying loser >.<
• West Side Story Fan says:

  July 14, 2010 at 4:18 pm

  Not a cool joke.
• sound nazi says:

  July 17, 2010 at 10:35 pm

  How can a joke be cold? It defies most laws of physics and just donsent not make any darn sense
• West Side Story Fan says:

  July 19, 2010 at 5:04 pm

  To sound nazi. You don’t get out much do you? If you did, you would not say something like that.