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Settlement

A young attorney who had taken over his father's practice rushed home elated one night.

"Father, listen," he rejoiced, "I've finally settled that old McKinney suit."

"Settled it!" cried the astonished father. "Why, you bleeping idiot! We've been living off of that money for years!"

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Settlement was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 20th, 2007 at 5:26 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Dad’s Job , What Do Your Parents Do For A Living? , Bumper Stickers 16-30 , Silly Puddy , Paratrooper .

2 Comments to “Settlement”

Jeff says:

January 5, 2010 at 3:01 am

WOOT first comment!
TheManWithThePlan says:

January 25, 2010 at 12:54 pm

second place is just a fancy way of saying loser >.<

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