Sandwiches
There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top...so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun....he says to her.."My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position."
So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato." eventually she begins to yell "LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO" finally the Little Johnny wakes up and says "would you two quit making sandwhiches up there, your getting mayonaise all over my face."
What'd You Think?
(93 votes, average: 4.35 out of 5)
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that is so fucking funny nasty but funny
hahahs! xD
ew bt funny
Awww yuck. Hilarious though.
Lol. i agree with emily
yuckky but funni
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross! i believ i hav gone off mayo!
ewwwwwwwww! That’s hilarious but very disgusting! That’s horrible!
hahahaha that was the best little johnny joke!
THATS SO FUNNY but heard it all ready
thats what little johnny gets for being so bad in the other jokes
EEEEEEWWWWW that’s disgusting !
as if you would even TRY to do it if you shared a room with your younger brother/sister..
oh my gosh! That was so f*cking gross but at the same time it was so f*ucking funny. Boy am I glad I don’t like mayo. Although if I did I would probobly (sorry it’s not spelled right) never eat it again. Boy little Johnny sure gets into some pretty wacky things. I wonder what he will be like when he grows up and finds out what those things he hears about really are.
That was funny man i can’t stop laughing
Dat was so so so so so FUN-ny . Well the little Johnny din’t like d sandwich, he would have join the FUN
thats soo nasty,but kinda funny
wow but there is a longer and better one one my friends myspace that i read last year.
ROFL
:L
f*cking sick lol
LMFAO REALLY THO IM LMFAO!!!!!!!