Sandwiches


There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top…so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun….he says to her..”My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position.”

So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato.” eventually she begins to yell “LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO” finally the Little Johnny wakes up and says “would you two quit making sandwhiches up there, your getting mayonaise all over my face.”

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Sandwiches was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:41 am. It was filed under Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading , Wagon Ride, Keeping It In The Family, Workout Plan For Those Over 50 Years Old, Courting, Something Nice For Dad.


11 Responses to “Sandwiches”

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    RAD19 Says:
    January 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm

    EEEEEEWWWWW that’s disgusting !
    as if you would even TRY to do it if you shared a room with your younger brother/sister..

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    domonique Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 12:11 am

    thats what little johnny gets for being so bad in the other jokes

  3. 9
    FATASS Says:
    November 1st, 2007 at 11:43 am

    THATS SO FUNNY but heard it all ready

  4. 8
    Felicity Says:
    October 5th, 2007 at 7:38 am

    hahahaha that was the best little johnny joke!

  5. 7
    erica Says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 9:27 am

    ewwwwwwwww! That’s hilarious but very disgusting! That’s horrible!

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    iisluvin Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross! i believ i hav gone off mayo!

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    Princess Says:
    September 21st, 2007 at 4:38 am

    Lol. i agree with emily
    yuckky but funni

  8. 4
    Emily Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 9:57 pm

    Awww yuck. Hilarious though.

  9. 3
    Hadi Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 1:10 am

    ew bt funny

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    Will Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    hahahs! xD

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    alyssa Says:
    July 31st, 2007 at 1:11 am

    that is so fucking funny nasty but funny

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