Sandwiches
There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top…so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun….he says to her..”My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position.”
So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato.” eventually she begins to yell “LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO” finally the Little Johnny wakes up and says “would you two quit making sandwhiches up there, your getting mayonaise all over my face.”
What'd You Think?

(36 votes, average: 4.42 out of 5)
January 15th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
EEEEEEWWWWW that’s disgusting !
as if you would even TRY to do it if you shared a room with your younger brother/sister..
November 10th, 2007 at 12:11 am
thats what little johnny gets for being so bad in the other jokes
November 1st, 2007 at 11:43 am
THATS SO FUNNY but heard it all ready
October 5th, 2007 at 7:38 am
hahahaha that was the best little johnny joke!
October 3rd, 2007 at 9:27 am
ewwwwwwwww! That’s hilarious but very disgusting! That’s horrible!
September 25th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats gross! i believ i hav gone off mayo!
September 21st, 2007 at 4:38 am
Lol. i agree with emily
yuckky but funni
September 13th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
Awww yuck. Hilarious though.
September 12th, 2007 at 1:10 am
ew bt funny
September 4th, 2007 at 9:18 am
hahahs! xD
July 31st, 2007 at 1:11 am
that is so fucking funny nasty but funny