Rich Pool Party
A filthy rich North Carolina man decided that he wanted to throw a Party & invited all of his buddies & neighbors. He also invited Leroy, the only Black man in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Leroy was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating Shrimp, oysters, BBQ & flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, "I have a 10ft man-eating gator In my pool & I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in."
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash & every- one turned around & saw Leroy in the pool!
Leroy was fighting the gator & kicking its ass! Leroy was jabbing the Gator in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts & Choke holds, biting the gator on the tail & flipping the gator through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning & splashing everywhere. Both Leroy & the gator were screaming & raising hell.
Finally Leroy strangled the gator & let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish. Leroy then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, "Well, Leroy, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"No, that's okay. I don't want it," said Leroy.
The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Leroy.
The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex & some stock options?"
Again Leroy said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, "Well, Leroy, then what do you want?"
Leroy said, "I want the name of the sumbitch who pushed me in the pool!"
What'd You Think?
(91 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Thats kinda funny
that was very funny stupid b**** poor leroy
man that is sooo old there are so many versions of that joke
i feel sorry for the person who pushed him in…n’ i totally thought the joke was going in a totally different direction
pissed off, lighten up loser, why dont you come up with an original joke, maybe your face.
Hehe, I’ve heard a different version of this, in which it’s an employees picnic and everyone’s brought their families. There’s a swimming race that the husbands have to participate in.
The CEO announces that whichever husband reaches the end of the pool first will win $1 million, however, there’s a large, fast-swimming alligator in the pool. No one volunteers to participate.
Suddenly, one man leaps into the pool and before you know it, he’s reached the end and has climbed out! The CEO goes to congratulate the man, but before he can, the man yells out, “Ok, who pushed me?”
It was his wife.
This was very funny and kind of unique in a way
what he should have done is got his mil and ask who push him in
Heard it before Still funny though.
That is a funny joke!! Imagine a black guy turnin down free money, wheels and bling!!! That is hilarious
this joke has a big rumor.
nobody could think like that if he has not heard this joke before.
kuch bhi kaho boss…joke mast hai..haha
huh. i heard this joke before, but it wasn’t a black guy.
Fricking hilarious.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>:)