Revenge By Gunshot


A distraught young blonde woman suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her. In a fit of anger she drives to a local pawn shop and buys a gun.

She shows up at his apartment unexpectedly, slams opens the door, and sure enough he’s naked in the arms of a beautiful redhead.

This angers her, she is furious and can no longer control her emotions. The blonde opens her purse and pulls out the .38 handgun she bought earlier. As she takes aim, grief overcomes here and she points the gun at her own head.

“No, honey, don’t do it!” yells the boyfriend.

“Shut up,” she says. “You’re next.”

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Revenge By Gunshot was written by F&J Staff on Friday, March 7th, 2008 at 5:20 pm. It was filed under Blonde Jokes, Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Bear It From Behind,  Funny Answering Machine Messages,  Stupid Is A Terminal Illness.


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23 Responses to “Revenge By Gunshot”

  1. Sam Says:
    March 8th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

    funny

  2. yara Says:
    March 9th, 2008 at 9:32 pm

    thats really funny hehe

  3. sara Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 12:17 am

    really funny

  4. scott neil Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 7:57 am

    haha

  5. scott neil Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 7:58 am

    i pooped myself

  6. ben crews Says:
    March 10th, 2008 at 9:23 pm

    what is the difference between outlaws and inlaws?????

    outlaws are wanted

  7. gourge Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    this is so funny what a dumb blonde lol so……….
    ha ha ha hah ahhahhahhahhahhah

  8. Raoul Says:
    March 12th, 2008 at 5:38 pm

    That is so doff! Still funny tho. Hey I am still smiling.

  9. Alson Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    well what do you expect from a blondie…………….always stupid.thats really funny

  10. callum Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 11:06 am

    well its a blonde….. dur lol ofcourse that would happen but the guy wasnt realy suckin me in to the story cause there wasnt a redhead with him?

  11. blue baby Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    she is so stupid. oh my God that was good

  12. Sherry Says:
    March 13th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

    That was just plain stupid.

  13. tsepo Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 7:02 am

    THAT’S TOO GOOD. A QUESTION THOUGH, WASN’T THAT PAMELA ANDERSON?

  14. A Pretty person Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 1:13 am

    funny

  15. ada_babiee829 Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    LMFAOO SO FCKING FUNNY

  16. LOL GUY Says:
    May 2nd, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    nice

  17. yari Says:
    May 7th, 2008 at 11:57 am

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  18. a.slfd;glaksjfgaslf Says:
    May 9th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    haha. nice.

  19. joker Says:
    May 19th, 2008 at 5:50 am

    now I feel better

  20. Alexis Says:
    June 2nd, 2008 at 8:39 am

    Oh my god that was funny..

    That blinde is sooo stupid. I love it.

    What would we do for entertainment without blondes?

    Haaha.

  21. ghrtg Says:
    June 9th, 2008 at 1:13 pm

    crap!

  22. Jess. Says:
    June 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Stupiest Joke I’ve EVER Heard.
    >_<

  23. Anonymous Says:
    June 15th, 2008 at 1:55 am

    ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!! (literaly) that is an awesome joke!

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