During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies: "Wait a minute, I'm going [...]
Restroom Etiquette
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Restroom Etiquette was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, July 7th, 2007 at 10:55 amin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes.
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that great
that was frickin hilarious
omg thats so effin funny! lmfao
HAHAH! Little Johnny =D
I wanna know what the teacher had to say about that.
omg i wanna no what happened next but if some one said that to me i would slap them across the face and walk out
so is so fricken funny go lil johny
Haha
Hey apple I have a response
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Then the teacher broke a baseball bat over Little Johnny’s “freind”
frikkin hilarious!
gayest joke in the world!!
I agree
i wish all boys were smooth talkrz
Not all have the gift of charisma, something you can wish for but will never come true.
dillian juz mad cause he\she will never shake hands with one
heard that 1 before ….. but it was smart
men probably do say that
I wish I could have seen the look and the teachers face.
same here that look would be GOLDEN
sweet
by freind he means… lol i get it
teacher bombed
two tumbs up for the little johnny dude
test
Like to see the reaction of the teachr.
Here’s sort of a funny take on restroom etiquette if anyone is interesting:
http://www.voont.com/manners1
Maybe check it out if you have a few minutes to kill.
not right after it is right in the toilet……. lame
Little Johnny is an absolute legend……..but I pity his parents.
hahahaha little jimmy wants to play
lmao
Omg I would shake hands with his personal friend any day! Lol
u people think thats funny???
my goodness i dont know even wat he ment !!!
lol tht funny, imane he means hes shaking hands w/ his friend, below the equator
if u no wat i mean >.>
Dis is so so smart n inteligent.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
lol so hilarious! but i’d visit his australia anytime. ;P (u know,”the land down under”? lol!!!)
lol!!! loved it! i’d visit his australia anytime (“the land down under” LOL!)
WOW!!
i’m crazy over johhny his a classic
lol so what r u going 2 do after dinner?
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!! -gotta luv it-