Restroom Etiquette


During a good manners and etiquette class being held for young children, the teacher says to her students:

“If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

Mike replies: “Wait a minute, I’m going for a piss.”

The teacher says: “That would be very rude and improper on your part.”

Charlie replies: “I’m sorry I need to go to the toilet, I’ll be back in a minute.”

The teacher says: “That’s much better but to mention the word “toilet” during a meal, is unpleasant.”

And Little Johnny says: “My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope to be able to introduce to you after dinner.”

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Restroom Etiquette was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, July 7th, 2007 at 10:55 am. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Restroom Conversation,  One Ticket Experiment,  Military Restroom,  Blowjob Etiquette,  Golf Rules For Beginners.


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26 Responses to “Restroom Etiquette”

  1. Amy Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 8:31 pm

    that great

  2. heather ward Says:
    August 7th, 2007 at 11:51 pm

    that was frickin hilarious

  3. Kaylyn Says:
    August 18th, 2007 at 12:29 am

    omg thats so effin funny! lmfao

  4. Will Says:
    September 4th, 2007 at 6:35 am

    HAHAH! Little Johnny =D

  5. jordan Says:
    September 6th, 2007 at 10:32 am

    I wanna know what the teacher had to say about that.

  6. Apple Says:
    September 8th, 2007 at 7:26 am

    omg i wanna no what happened next but if some one said that to me i would slap them across the face and walk out

  7. man of money Says:
    September 12th, 2007 at 5:35 pm

    so is so fricken funny go lil johny

  8. Emily Says:
    September 13th, 2007 at 9:44 pm

    Haha

  9. Wolf Child Says:
    September 20th, 2007 at 10:05 am

    Hey apple I have a response :o]

    Then the teacher broke a baseball bat over Little Johnny’s “freind”

  10. RoRo Says:
    September 25th, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    frikkin hilarious!

  11. dillian Says:
    October 1st, 2007 at 6:36 pm

    gayest joke in the world!!

  12. baby gurl Says:
    October 3rd, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    I agree

  13. laughinoutloud Says:
    October 14th, 2007 at 7:56 pm

    i wish all boys were smooth talkrz

  14. Wolf Child Says:
    October 17th, 2007 at 8:52 am

    Not all have the gift of charisma, something you can wish for but will never come true.

  15. pnd Says:
    October 21st, 2007 at 1:17 am

    dillian juz mad cause he\she will never shake hands with one

  16. paddy Says:
    October 24th, 2007 at 11:28 pm

    heard that 1 before ….. but it was smart

  17. Lil Chunty Says:
    October 29th, 2007 at 11:49 am

    men probably do say that

  18. Sadie Says:
    November 6th, 2007 at 1:41 am

    I wish I could have seen the look and the teachers face.

  19. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 4:44 pm

    same here that look would be GOLDEN

  20. freakin sweet Says:
    November 15th, 2007 at 6:08 pm

    sweet

  21. isabella Says:
    November 19th, 2007 at 2:31 pm

    by freind he means… lol i get it

  22. prince Says:
    January 11th, 2008 at 5:28 am

    teacher bombed

  23. they call me the Nutkracker Says:
    April 5th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    two tumbs up for the little johnny dude

  24. Lisa Says:
    April 7th, 2008 at 11:21 pm

    test

  25. SVG Says:
    April 8th, 2008 at 4:52 am

    Like to see the reaction of the teachr.

  26. JamesJoyce Says:
    May 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Here’s sort of a funny take on restroom etiquette if anyone is interesting:

    http://www.voont.com/manners1

    Maybe check it out if you have a few minutes to kill.

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