Restroom Conversation


So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “‘Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” So the other guy says “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? By this point, I’m thinking it’s pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply “Uhhh I’m probably like you, just traveling?” At this point I’m wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question… “‘Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
“Nah man, I’m a little busy right now!”

Right then, dead silence… then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”

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13 Responses to “Restroom Conversation”

  1. Harry Potter Says:

    quite funny…can read his mind.

  2. erica michelle Says:

    OMG! Freakn hilarious! Why was he tlkn on the phone while he was in the bathroom anyway?????????

  3. Dinah Says:

    Ye ye, iv learnt a leason not to reply until u are 100! sure that they are talkin to u.

  4. Rachel Says:

    Funny as hell

  5. funster Says:

    LOL that is funny. There are wierd people in the world. Funny finding that it you by accident.

  6. Crys Says:

    oh my word, that is sooo embarassing!! Haha, so funny

  7. Ezine Solo Ads Says:

    I knew a similar joke but the guys were not in the restroom. Your joke is better. Good job :-)

  8. Rainstar Says:

    OMG thats way funny. I wouldn’t want that to happen to me, LOL

  9. Lara Says:

    lmj good one

  10. DeeJay Says:

    hahahhahahaha tears in ma eyes!!!!!!

  11. me Says:

    I have actually answered someone on the phone in the next stall before. SOOO embarrassing!

  12. tsepo Says:

    I’VE HEARD IT B4 BUT IT’S STILL FUNNY

  13. smiley Says:

    whoops- yah that would be totally akward!

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