Restroom Conversation


So yesterday I was traveling down the interstate to visit family and I needed to use the restroom (#2) really bad, so I stopped at a rest area. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying “‘Hi, how are you?”

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” So the other guy says “So what are you up to?”

What kind of question is that? By this point, I’m thinking it’s pretty bizarre that a stranger expects to conversate while taking a dump so I reply “Uhhh I’m probably like you, just traveling?” At this point I’m wanting to get the hell outta there as fast as I can when dude asks another question… “‘Can I come over?”

Ok, this question is just too weird for me. Like, WTF! But I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them
“Nah man, I’m a little busy right now!”

Right then, dead silence… then I hear the person say (kinda nervously) “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”

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Restroom Conversation was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, December 16th, 2007 at 12:58 am. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, Male Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Living Will,  One Ticket Experiment,  Military Restroom,  Bar Names,  Bathroom Experience.


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13 Responses to “Restroom Conversation”

  1. Harry Potter Says:
    December 16th, 2007 at 9:46 am

    quite funny…can read his mind.

  2. erica michelle Says:
    December 17th, 2007 at 10:00 am

    OMG! Freakn hilarious! Why was he tlkn on the phone while he was in the bathroom anyway?????????

  3. Dinah Says:
    December 20th, 2007 at 4:25 am

    Ye ye, iv learnt a leason not to reply until u are 100! sure that they are talkin to u.

  4. Rachel Says:
    December 30th, 2007 at 7:17 pm

    Funny as hell

  5. funster Says:
    January 1st, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    LOL that is funny. There are wierd people in the world. Funny finding that it you by accident.

  6. Crys Says:
    January 16th, 2008 at 2:52 pm

    oh my word, that is sooo embarassing!! Haha, so funny

  7. Ezine Solo Ads Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I knew a similar joke but the guys were not in the restroom. Your joke is better. Good job :-)

  8. Rainstar Says:
    February 26th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    OMG thats way funny. I wouldn’t want that to happen to me, LOL

  9. Lara Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 7:42 am

    lmj good one

  10. DeeJay Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 9:26 am

    hahahhahahaha tears in ma eyes!!!!!!

  11. me Says:
    March 5th, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    I have actually answered someone on the phone in the next stall before. SOOO embarrassing!

  12. tsepo Says:
    March 18th, 2008 at 8:06 am

    I’VE HEARD IT B4 BUT IT’S STILL FUNNY

  13. smiley Says:
    April 18th, 2008 at 10:33 am

    whoops- yah that would be totally akward!

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