Republicans vs Democrats

How To Tell Republicans From Democrats Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere. Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group. Republicans consume three-fourths of all the rutabagas produced in this country. The remainder is thrown out. Republicans usually wear hats and always clean their paint brushes. Democrats give [...]

Republicans vs Democrats

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Republicans vs Democrats was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 4:45 pmin Jokes, Political Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Bumper Stickers 91-105 , Lion vs Little Girl… And A Christian , You Can Bet On It , Gorilla Encounter , Your Dog Is Dead .

4 Comments to “Republicans vs Democrats”

• m says:

  September 20, 2008 at 3:39 pm

  this isint even funny but the last part is true we do mess with democrat girls first we use them like they like n we marry a nice sweet republican
• Tyler says:

  October 7, 2008 at 11:30 pm

  Democrats SUCK!!!
• Juice says:

  September 20, 2010 at 12:52 am

  Democrats suck? I’d rather be educated and rich than ignorant and poor. You realise the guy who wrote this joke waffled more than a breakfast house, right? Anyway, Repubs are like gum at the bottom of my shoe: unsightly, messy, and not going anywhere.
• rachel says:

  April 21, 2011 at 10:36 am

  @ juice sorry but your just as bad as the guy above you so would you both kindly SHUT UP