Report Card

Little Johnny's father said, "let me see your report card." Johnny replied, "I don't have it." "Why not?" His father asked. "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Report Card

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Report Card was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, June 21st, 2007 at 11:40 amin Jokes, Little Johnny Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Barry Bonds’ Rookie Card , New Watch , Catholic School , Hiking , Little Johnny’s Playing Partner .

10 Comments to “Report Card”

• iisluvinjokes says:

  September 25, 2007 at 10:17 pm

  hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• erica says:

  October 3, 2007 at 9:27 am

  hahahaha1hat’s pretty funny!
• will says:

  November 17, 2007 at 8:52 pm

  gay
• ~Jackiegrl~ says:

  November 8, 2008 at 7:46 pm

  Umm….. ohhhh kkkkk???????
• kgirl924 says:

  December 27, 2008 at 8:40 pm

  Nice.
• amy says:

  May 5, 2009 at 6:30 pm

  lol
• Lulu says:

  September 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm

  i did that one year and my dad nearly killed me for having a bad report card. Lol he paid me $20 to encourage me to get good grades lol.

  But i actually had and showed it to him lol He nearly died laughing

  This jokes pretty funny
• 2silly&laughalot says:

  February 22, 2010 at 1:37 am

  2SILLY WUD D IT LAUGHALOT LUVS IT!!!!!!!
• jidmash says:

  July 18, 2010 at 12:59 pm

  wot a load of old crap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• RoJo says:

  September 12, 2010 at 5:37 pm

  Jidmash said: wot a load of old crap !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!