Renting An Adult Movie
A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.
She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”
The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.’”
What'd You Think?
(566 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)
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January 9th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
I don’t get it…
January 9th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
neither do i :/
January 9th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
i think i head cleaner is wats used to clean video tapes..
January 10th, 2008 at 12:51 pm
no head like a BJ and a VCR cleaner DUH
January 11th, 2008 at 1:38 am
DAMM GOOD.
January 11th, 2008 at 1:55 am
u people are stupid im 16 and i got that.
January 11th, 2008 at 5:09 am
OK nothing great
January 11th, 2008 at 11:01 am
uh…ya…i’m 15, and i also got it…
January 11th, 2008 at 11:10 am
even i got it
January 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
lol not bad…dumbasses don’t get it
January 11th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
wasnt funny
January 11th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
man that was funny well at least i thought it was
January 11th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
im 15 years old i i got that joke… is so stupid its not even funny
January 11th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
im 13 and i got it. its not funny.
January 11th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
i dont get it :/
was it defective
January 11th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
all you people who don’t get it….can you say “blonde?”
and the rest who get it and don’t like it….you bring a bad name to the rest of us red heads. …..too smart for our own damn good…..
January 11th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
hahaha u guyz are dumb i got it! lol dumb blonde
January 11th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
hahaha u guyz are dumb i got it! lol dumb blonde wat do u expect tho?
January 11th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
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January 12th, 2008 at 4:03 am
iam 14 and i got it gosh
January 12th, 2008 at 7:32 am
I got it first time and I’m 14
January 12th, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Who cares how old you are? The ones who understand dirty jokes are the teens, because they have dirty minds.
January 13th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
im twelve and i get it
January 14th, 2008 at 7:09 am
its a proffessional joke 4 those who r in these field.alay man cant understand but a goodone 4 me.
January 14th, 2008 at 9:04 am
wasn’t funny
January 14th, 2008 at 11:25 am
i’m 4 and i get, stfu retards
January 14th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
good one!! hahaha
January 15th, 2008 at 10:28 am
Well Well Well!!!
The people who didn’t get it are blonde as well. And it is very common in them whenever they hear a joke they will laugh at it after 2 days, because they always have to figure out what the joke meant.
LOL This joke was funny.
January 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
everyone who didnt get this…or who thought this was funny, is retarded. its so simple and stupid. Who ever posted this joke needs to learn a few things…peace
January 15th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
this wasnt funny. cd cleaner not for rent.
January 15th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
lol im 12 and i got that
January 15th, 2008 at 5:54 pm
how can anyone not get that?
Live under rocks much?
January 15th, 2008 at 7:06 pm
hold on a minute while i die laughing ( NOT )
Gee whoever put tht joke on here really did put the dumb into dumbass
seriously mate tht joke is well lame
January 15th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Jan. 15, 2008.
About the joke about the blond who wanted a dirty movie:
It reads “…makes here way to…” I think it should be “her” instead of “here”.
G R E E T I N G S,
Gonzalo Angeles
January 16th, 2008 at 12:56 am
i got it but its corney she rented a disk cleaner
January 16th, 2008 at 6:06 am
does it matter how old we are wen we get it!? lol im 17 and i got it woo
January 16th, 2008 at 9:11 am
geri its not about telling ppl how old you are…its show that the older dumbass who didnt get the joke is a moron
January 18th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
anyone who said anything about their age is retarded…. hit puberty and drop your sack…..
January 20th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Im 12 and i get that.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:19 am
Good one
January 27th, 2008 at 6:43 am
who’s the dumb sh#t who doesn’t get it, one might hope there is some intelleGENTS around
January 27th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
why have so many people commented about this its not a particualy good or bad joke. How hard is it to get, its not that complex a joke.
January 28th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
All of you suck! No, I take that back; all of you swallow.
January 30th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
where are all the parents of these KIDS, I hope they get up off their ass’es and get a true relationship with their children, because they really need some kind of a relationship with their parents. as for the joke …LOL so funny.
January 31st, 2008 at 4:31 am
YAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is a stupid, funny joke. Made me laugh tho….
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:47 am
this ia really a funny joke
February 3rd, 2008 at 8:17 pm
funny.
I like blond jokes.
February 4th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
that is funny
February 6th, 2008 at 9:27 am
im 14 and i got it you tards
February 7th, 2008 at 5:41 am
dontttttttttttt gerttttttttttt ittttttttttttt
February 8th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I am 64 and i go it
Kids these days arn’t verry smart
February 10th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
wait wat does it mean
February 10th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
it means a head cleaner is wat is used to clean a video and she thuoght it was a video get it DUMB Blonde joke
February 11th, 2008 at 1:27 am
only blond understand the jokes… i am not so i don’t understand.. lol
February 12th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
i got it but its still not funny
February 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
funny ha ha
February 17th, 2008 at 3:55 am
he he ha ha ho ho,
February 17th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
I didn’t get it for the first 5 seconds, but then I realized how corny this joke is, who ever says ppl are retarded cause they didn’t get it at first, is a prick.
February 19th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
u guys r rotten eggs i’m 14 and i got it suckerrrrrrrrs
February 21st, 2008 at 8:12 am
what was so stimulating about the title head cleaner?
February 21st, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Errr, guys if u dont get this, let me spell it out. HEAD CLEANER is something that cleans a dirty VCR, well the blonde thought it was, u know giving head? ?
February 21st, 2008 at 6:17 pm
This is a stupid joke!!!!!!!! I mean come on my brother can make up a better 1…….
February 25th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
thats funny
git-r-done
February 27th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
im 3 years old and I got it…..wan’t funny though
February 29th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Ok i will lay this out for you dumbasses
Head cleaner is a video tape that cleans a vcr tape reading heads thus head cleaner
“Head” is considered to be either a dudes penis or to suck a guys penis
THERE U GO DUMBASSES
February 29th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
am 5 and i got it in 5 secs
March 4th, 2008 at 8:04 am
U r all sad
March 6th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
i dont give a damn how old y’all are
March 8th, 2008 at 6:28 pm
ok, im blonde, 13, AND GOT THE JOKE.
March 12th, 2008 at 5:18 am
Im 14 years old, i understood that. God u people r thick.
March 15th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
idiots that don’t get it shouldn’t rate it
i’m 14 and i got it…. i bet a 12 yr old wud too…. dense ppl……. gah!!!
March 16th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
i also got tha joke. i think tha guys who didnt get it are blonds… ha!
March 16th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
didnt get it cant be bothered thinking
March 17th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Ohhh…i get it…
March 17th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
wait why was she watching a head cleaner??. are those like the things on a windshield of a car?..That go Swish Swish?..
March 18th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Those things that go “swish swish” on a car..r f**king ‘windscreen wipers’ or ‘windsheild wipers’!!
..oh..my god?!
Yes..this was a lame joke..but it was in th Blonde Catagory!! All Blonde Jokes r lame..thats y theyr so funny!!
& what th heck is th deal with th person that commented on “parenting”?
Giv a kid a break 4 wanting 2 make a comment & rate a bad joke! It has nothing 2 do with parenting or lack of!!
Evryone who only has something negativ 2 say, duznt hav a sense of humour & shd get over it!
It duznt matter how old u r..u dnt hav 2 get a joke..tho I do recommend, those who dnt get blonde jokes, shdnt post comments pointing this out..doin so duznt make u appear very intelligent 2 others. However congrats 4 havn th balls 2 admit it!
But hey..lighten up!! ..this is a site 4 jokes & I rate th long list of arguementative comments 2 b funnier!!
After reading them all..I forgot what th joke was about!! lol
Cheers 2 difference of opinion!!
Ps. 4 all th ppl on that list who ddnt get it, mayb u shd try this 1..
Q. Wt’s brown & sticky?
A. A stick!
March 20th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
well…i’m also 15 bt i got dis easily….
March 29th, 2008 at 8:13 am
i’m 13 and i got it
March 30th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
For those of you saying ‘I’m x age and I got it’
Age has nothing to do with it.
:/
I read it, I didn’t get it.
It isn’t really funny either, even after you do get it.
They don’t call DVD cleaner ‘head cleaner’
:/
April 11th, 2008 at 8:34 am
Dod u suck! u forgot to put a 3 before yo age and yo feeling fly?
April 11th, 2008 at 8:49 am
Vavan, at 3 you must be an adult. Check this out:
Man: Am coming
Woman: Dont!
April 14th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
OK i am like 12 and i get it
April 20th, 2008 at 1:01 am
im any age because it dont matter because those who post saying they got it are the lowest form of internet abusers out there, below even people who use noob or any of its forms in coments
April 22nd, 2008 at 4:30 pm
i am 12 and i got that if you dont get that youa are a BIG DUMB ASS
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
omg i love it! lol i’m a blonde with a love of blonde jokes