Renting An Adult Movie


A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating.

She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape in the VCR. To her disappointment there’s nothing but static on the screen. She calls the store to complain and says, “I just rented an adult movie from you and there’s nothing on the tape, but static.”

The clerk apologized about the defective video and asked, “Which title did you rent?” The blond replied, “It’s called ‘Head Cleaner.’”

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85 Responses to “Renting An Adult Movie”

  1. Mrs. Peace Says:

    I don’t get it…

  2. Superman Says:

    neither do i :/

  3. Twill Says:

    i think i head cleaner is wats used to clean video tapes..

  4. one-x Says:

    no head like a BJ and a VCR cleaner DUH

  5. VINEET Says:

    DAMM GOOD.

  6. cori Says:

    u people are stupid im 16 and i got that.

  7. Mahesh Patel Says:

    OK nothing great

  8. Dhaegeman Says:

    uh…ya…i’m 15, and i also got it…

  9. jose Says:

    even i got it

  10. Omar Says:

    lol not bad…dumbasses don’t get it :D

  11. UrMuM Says:

    wasnt funny

  12. ummmmm Says:

    man that was funny well at least i thought it was

  13. king micah Says:

    im 15 years old i i got that joke… is so stupid its not even funny

  14. dude Says:

    im 13 and i got it. its not funny.

  15. Tayler Says:

    i dont get it :/

    was it defective

  16. glynn Says:

    all you people who don’t get it….can you say “blonde?”
    and the rest who get it and don’t like it….you bring a bad name to the rest of us red heads. …..too smart for our own damn good…..

  17. sari Says:

    hahaha u guyz are dumb i got it! lol dumb blonde

  18. maria Says:

    hahaha u guyz are dumb i got it! lol dumb blonde wat do u expect tho?

  19. Erik Says:

    O.K.

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  20. barbiiee Says:

    iam 14 and i got it gosh

  21. Me Says:

    I got it first time and I’m 14

  22. Jenny Says:

    Who cares how old you are? The ones who understand dirty jokes are the teens, because they have dirty minds.

  23. shbnjmole Says:

    im twelve and i get it

  24. dussh Says:

    its a proffessional joke 4 those who r in these field.alay man cant understand but a goodone 4 me.

  25. sant Says:

    wasn’t funny

  26. dod Says:

    i’m 4 and i get, stfu retards

  27. dubai Says:

    good one!! hahaha

  28. AaDee Says:

    Well Well Well!!!

    The people who didn’t get it are blonde as well. And it is very common in them whenever they hear a joke they will laugh at it after 2 days, because they always have to figure out what the joke meant.

    LOL This joke was funny.

  29. snorider323 Says:

    everyone who didnt get this…or who thought this was funny, is retarded. its so simple and stupid. Who ever posted this joke needs to learn a few things…peace

  30. bluempro Says:

    this wasnt funny. cd cleaner not for rent.

  31. rob Says:

    lol im 12 and i got that

  32. Kris Says:

    how can anyone not get that?

    Live under rocks much?

  33. rob Says:

    hold on a minute while i die laughing ( NOT )

    Gee whoever put tht joke on here really did put the dumb into dumbass

    seriously mate tht joke is well lame

  34. Gonzalo Angeles Says:

    Jan. 15, 2008.
    About the joke about the blond who wanted a dirty movie:

    It reads “…makes here way to…” I think it should be “her” instead of “here”.

    G R E E T I N G S,
    Gonzalo Angeles

  35. dre Says:

    i got it but its corney she rented a disk cleaner

  36. geri Says:

    does it matter how old we are wen we get it!? lol im 17 and i got it woo

  37. snorider323 Says:

    geri its not about telling ppl how old you are…its show that the older dumbass who didnt get the joke is a moron

  38. thesegusyareidiots Says:

    anyone who said anything about their age is retarded…. hit puberty and drop your sack…..

  39. tyler Says:

    Im 12 and i get that.

  40. Mib Says:

    Good one

  41. paxsim Says:

    who’s the dumb sh#t who doesn’t get it, one might hope there is some intelleGENTS around

  42. james Says:

    why have so many people commented about this its not a particualy good or bad joke. How hard is it to get, its not that complex a joke.

  43. TheMage Says:

    All of you suck! No, I take that back; all of you swallow.

  44. samatha Says:

    where are all the parents of these KIDS, I hope they get up off their ass’es and get a true relationship with their children, because they really need some kind of a relationship with their parents. as for the joke …LOL so funny.

  45. Rahul Says:

    YAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is a stupid, funny joke. Made me laugh tho….

  46. sweetrock Says:

    this ia really a funny joke

  47. three days grace Says:

    funny.

    I like blond jokes.

  48. megz Says:

    that is funny

  49. aaron Says:

    im 14 and i got it you tards

  50. jokeshop Says:

    dontttttttttttt gerttttttttttt ittttttttttttt

  51. Vecna Says:

    I am 64 and i go it

    Kids these days arn’t verry smart

  52. Sarah Says:

    wait wat does it mean

  53. LAugh412 Says:

    it means a head cleaner is wat is used to clean a video and she thuoght it was a video get it DUMB Blonde joke

  54. kinzo Says:

    only blond understand the jokes… i am not so i don’t understand.. lol

  55. spicebabe Says:

    i got it but its still not funny

  56. Alex Says:

    funny ha ha

  57. julio Says:

    he he ha ha ho ho,

  58. Savannah Says:

    I didn’t get it for the first 5 seconds, but then I realized how corny this joke is, who ever says ppl are retarded cause they didn’t get it at first, is a prick.

  59. lazo Says:

    u guys r rotten eggs i’m 14 and i got it suckerrrrrrrrs

  60. moi Says:

    what was so stimulating about the title head cleaner?

  61. errr Says:

    Errr, guys if u dont get this, let me spell it out. HEAD CLEANER is something that cleans a dirty VCR, well the blonde thought it was, u know giving head? ?

  62. DJ Says:

    This is a stupid joke!!!!!!!! I mean come on my brother can make up a better 1…….

  63. darrick Says:

    thats funny
    git-r-done

  64. savan Says:

    im 3 years old and I got it…..wan’t funny though

  65. Jet Fusion Says:

    Ok i will lay this out for you dumbasses
    Head cleaner is a video tape that cleans a vcr tape reading heads thus head cleaner

    “Head” is considered to be either a dudes penis or to suck a guys penis

    THERE U GO DUMBASSES

  66. jbuoy Says:

    am 5 and i got it in 5 secs

  67. Danny Says:

    U r all sad

  68. Kitty Says:

    i dont give a damn how old y’all are

  69. Sydney Says:

    ok, im blonde, 13, AND GOT THE JOKE.

  70. Charlotte Says:

    Im 14 years old, i understood that. God u people r thick.

  71. they call me the Nutkracker Says:

    idiots that don’t get it shouldn’t rate it
    i’m 14 and i got it…. i bet a 12 yr old wud too…. dense ppl……. gah!!!

  72. kay Says:

    i also got tha joke. i think tha guys who didnt get it are blonds… ha!

  73. AHMED Says:

    didnt get it cant be bothered thinking

  74. Jurrific Says:

    Ohhh…i get it…

  75. Jurrific Says:

    wait why was she watching a head cleaner??. are those like the things on a windshield of a car?..That go Swish Swish?..

  76. Si2_PeAcE_Si2 Says:

    Those things that go “swish swish” on a car..r f**king ‘windscreen wipers’ or ‘windsheild wipers’!!

    ..oh..my god?!
    Yes..this was a lame joke..but it was in th Blonde Catagory!! All Blonde Jokes r lame..thats y theyr so funny!!
    & what th heck is th deal with th person that commented on “parenting”?
    Giv a kid a break 4 wanting 2 make a comment & rate a bad joke! It has nothing 2 do with parenting or lack of!!
    Evryone who only has something negativ 2 say, duznt hav a sense of humour & shd get over it!
    It duznt matter how old u r..u dnt hav 2 get a joke..tho I do recommend, those who dnt get blonde jokes, shdnt post comments pointing this out..doin so duznt make u appear very intelligent 2 others. However congrats 4 havn th balls 2 admit it!
    But hey..lighten up!! ..this is a site 4 jokes & I rate th long list of arguementative comments 2 b funnier!!
    After reading them all..I forgot what th joke was about!! lol
    Cheers 2 difference of opinion!!

    Ps. 4 all th ppl on that list who ddnt get it, mayb u shd try this 1..

    Q. Wt’s brown & sticky?

    A. A stick!

  77. amanthebest Says:

    well…i’m also 15 bt i got dis easily….

  78. ab Says:

    i’m 13 and i got it

  79. Hina Says:

    For those of you saying ‘I’m x age and I got it’
    Age has nothing to do with it.
    :/
    I read it, I didn’t get it.
    It isn’t really funny either, even after you do get it.
    They don’t call DVD cleaner ‘head cleaner’
    :/

  80. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:

    Dod u suck! u forgot to put a 3 before yo age and yo feeling fly?

  81. Black Mamba TruAfrican Says:

    Vavan, at 3 you must be an adult. Check this out:
    Man: Am coming
    Woman: Dont!

  82. Jz.Gurl Says:

    OK i am like 12 and i get it

  83. melkorkingofmiddleearth Says:

    im any age because it dont matter because those who post saying they got it are the lowest form of internet abusers out there, below even people who use noob or any of its forms in coments

  84. 2013_katlynn Says:

    i am 12 and i got that if you dont get that youa are a BIG DUMB ASS

  85. Hippy Peace Says:

    omg i love it! lol i’m a blonde with a love of blonde jokes

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