Redneck’s Last Words

A redneck and a Frenchman were caught in Kentucky for making and selling bad moonshine. The law decided to hang them off the middle of the Ohio Bridge. They tied the rope around the Frenchman’s neck and said, “Do you have any last words?”

He said, “No.”

They threw him off the bridge, but the rope was too long. He removed the rope from his neck and swam to the Ohio side of the river.

Then they tied the same rope around the redneck’s neck and said, “Do you have any last words to say?”

He said, “Yes, shorten up that rope boys ’cause I can’t swim.”

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Redneck’s Last Words was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:30 am. It was filed under Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Three Words,  Redneck Computer,  Top Ten Ways To Annoy A Yankee,  Recent NHTSA Study,  Kentucky Fried Prayer.