Redneck Personal Hygiene

• Unlike clothes and shoes, a toothbrush should never be a hand-me-down item.
• If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets.
• While ears need to be cleaned regularly, this is a job that should be done in private using one's OWN truck keys.
• Plucking unwanted nose hair is time-consuming work. A cigarette lighter and a small tolerance for pain can accomplish the same goal and save hours. Note: Its a good idea to keep a bucket of water handy when using this method.

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Redneck Personal Hygiene was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:49 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Redneck Commercials , More “You Might Be A Redneck If…” Jokes , Even More “You Might Be A Redneck If” Foxworthy Jokes , You Might Be a Redneck IF… , Redneck Medical Dictionary .