Redneck Medical Dictionary
Artery
The study of paintings.
Bacteria
Back door to cafeteria.
Barium
What doctors do when patients die.
Benign
What you be after you be eight.
Catscan
Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize
Made eye contact with her.
Cesarean Section
A neighborhood in Rome.
Colic
A sheep dog.
Coma
A punctuation mark.
D&C
Where Washington is.
Dilate
To live long.
Enema
Not a friend.
Fester
Quicker than someone else.
Fibula
A small lie.
Genital
Non-Jewish person.
G.I.Series
World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail
What you hang your coat on.
Impotent
Distinguished, well known.
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