Redneck Medical Dictionary

Artery The study of paintings. Bacteria Back door to cafeteria. Barium What doctors do when patients die. Benign What you be after you be eight. Catscan Searching for Kitty. Cauterize Made eye contact with her. Cesarean Section A neighborhood in Rome. Colic A sheep dog. Coma A punctuation mark. D&C Where Washington is. Dilate To live long. Enema Not a friend. Fester Quicker than someone else. Fibula A small lie. Genital Non-Jewish person. G.I.Series World Series of military baseball. Hangnail What you hang your coat on. Impotent Distinguished, well known. Labor [...]

Redneck Medical Dictionary

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