| Artery |
The study of paintings. |
| Bacteria |
Back door to cafeteria. |
| Barium |
What doctors do when patients die. |
| Benign |
What you be after you be eight. |
| Catscan |
Searching for Kitty. |
| Cauterize |
Made eye contact with her. |
| Cesarean Section |
A neighborhood in Rome. |
| Colic |
A sheep dog. |
| Coma |
A punctuation mark. |
| D&C |
Where Washington is. |
| Dilate |
To live long. |
| Enema |
Not a friend. |
| Fester |
Quicker than someone else. |
| Fibula |
A small lie. |
| Genital |
Non-Jewish person. |
| G.I.Series |
World Series of military baseball. |
| Hangnail |
What you hang your coat on. |
| Impotent |
Distinguished, well known. |
| Labor Pain |
Getting hurt at work. |
| Medical Staff |
A Doctor’s cane. |
| Morbid |
A higher offer than I bid. |
| Nitrates |
Cheaper than day rates. |
| Node |
I knew it. |
| Outpatient |
A person who has fainted. |
| Ovaries |
You get to try again. (from wj1001250) |
| Pap Smear |
A fatherhood test. |
| Pelvis |
Second cousin to Elvis. |
| Post Operative |
A letter carrier. |
| Recovery Room |
Place to do upholstery. |
| Rectum |
Pretty near killed him. |
| Secretion |
Hiding something. |
| Seizure |
Roman emperor. |
| Tablet |
A small table. |
| Terminal Illness |
Getting sick at the airport. |
| Tumor |
More than one. |
| Urine |
Opposite of you’re out. |
| Varicose |
Near by/close by. |
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Redneck Medical Dictionary was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:39 am. It was filed under Doctor Jokes, Jokes, Redneck Jokes.
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March 28th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
roflmao!! funny!
March 28th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
FUNNY
March 30th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
vipi dude, thot you might find this interesting. cheers