One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back "There's no way you'll marry that [...]
Redneck Love
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Redneck Love was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, March 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Redneck Jokes.
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incest is no joke but that fin hillarious
Incest is the best
haha mississippi
eww thats…
ewww
I don’t get it but don’t drill me for it
omg how can u not get it
he means she should keep it in her family
and if shes not good enough for them
then shes not good enough for his family
get it now???
Red Necks are accused of having sex within they’re own familly. He’s saying that since she is a vergin then her own familly wont have sex with her so she must not be good enough.
Is being a virgin nt d best. Gush!!!
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Oh gahhh!!! Tragic