One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells "Paw, I found her! I found the girl I'm gonna marry, and she's a virgin!"
Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back "There's no way you'll marry that [...]
Redneck Love
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Redneck Love was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, March 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pmin Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Redneck Jokes.
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I kinda feel dirty having posted that. Eh.
god thats funny!dont feel dirty!!
i think is portrays disgusting imagry. not funny, boooo
awful stuff… sorry that’s my opinion
Ha,incest…
it was ok
LMFAO THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THIS SITE R0X MY S0X I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THE HILARIOUSNESSNESS THAT I GET BY COMING TO THIS SITE EACH AND EVERYDAY AND DROWNING MY SOUL INTO POINTLESS HUMOR. die.
THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO ME! I AM A REDNECK AND YOU DON’T SAY THAT! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE AND ILL GETCHA WITH A .270 MAGNUM. YOU BETTER SAY SORRY.
lmao this wasnt so funny but okey. Looks like sombody is angry (never mess with a girl and her type lol
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
JESSE IS FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
OR IS IT CUZ U LIKE HIM?
disgusting
That was a rude joke, Rednecks have a bad image because of jokes like this
omg dat waznt evn funni or dirty wat the fuk it was soooooooo luk borin x
mutfa love to sadhna
this wasnt very funny but ok. i didnt laugh.
that joke was yall are stupid for getting mad or something have a fricking sense of humor…nice joke homie….its a JOKE people jeezus grow up
“THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO ME! I AM A REDNECK AND YOU DON’T SAY THAT! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE AND ILL GETCHA WITH A .270 MAGNUM. YOU BETTER SAY SORRY.”
I Found That Persons Reply Funnier Than The Joke!
like omg im a redneck and thats totally false imagery…
but im half yankee…
ha it was funny
giggle
omg guys calm down. its just a joke. you dont need to go crazy. it was a funny joke
thats pants
this joke is dildos. sux.
This jokes funny and XxXEXxX ur stupid and a redneck so get over it its just a joke
that was gay
i dont get it.
yay im comment 28
lol that wuz soo totally funny DO TELL MORE
Yeah thisz is yo mama talkin so was good ….lolsz .
It was ight .lolsz
Sorta funny, and btw it’s no longer politically correct to redneck, they are Appalation Americans
omg i love it i laughed my ass off.keep postin and dnt feel stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahahha
Love it sooooooooo muuuuuuuuch.
Look here that is the worst joke ever alright. I get made fun of alot cause im from the border of kansas n oklahoma. Supposely we are incest but were not. They say that cause my family are true rednecks. So you just go n take that off the site you here.
amber get over yourself… not everything is about you!!! if you didnt like the joke BOO F*KEN HOO nobody cares!!! This wasnt posted FOR YOU..
ughhh gross x.x
I don’t get it
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Wow! ha ha all cats are dumb… Dogs Rule! =) Ha ha Cat…… XD
ok for the retards that don’t get the joke, they either have mental issues, or it actually applies to them. and it was hilarious!!!
i didn’t get that??
im a redneck, this was very offensive,FU dramatic
sick…
If your claiming to be a “redneck”, you’re an idiot. “Rednecks” are people who are NOT a race like white/black/asian, it’s just a term used to describe people who live in a certain lifestyle. And if you claim to be a “redneck”, you apparently are! Go back to your trailor park. This was a good joke!!
datz how its really like in Arkansas traila parks, an sum other traila parks too, its for real in sum parts of da country
That is a bunch of bull…i’m a southern gal and that is not true of us country southern people.we do not do anything like that with our families. Its a misconception and false image towards us.
lol too funny!!!
hahahahahahaha
OMG, GUYS GROW UP… IM A REDNECK BUT PART YANKEE AS WELL. THAT IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST DAMN JOKE THAT I HAVE EVER READ. I FREAKING LOVED IT. FOR ALL YA WHO DIDNT LIKE IT, YOU HAVE NO HUMOR WHAT SO EVER.