Redneck Love


One beautiful afternoon, a young redneck boy runs into his house and yells “Paw, I found her! I found the girl I’m gonna marry, and she’s a virgin!”

Now while this might impress some families, it irritated and upset his father. Pounding his fist on the table, he yells back “There’s no way you’ll marry that girl! If she ain’t good enough for her own family, she ain’t good enough for ours!”

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Redneck Love was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, March 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pm. It was filed under Dirty Jokes, Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Redneck Barbie,  Redneck Logic,  Won The Lottery,  The Perfect Woman,  So A Redneck Goes Into A Whorehouse….


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20 Responses to “Redneck Love”

  1. F&J Staff Says:
    March 20th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    I kinda feel dirty having posted that. Eh.

  2. kelly Says:
    March 21st, 2008 at 10:33 am

    god thats funny!dont feel dirty!!

  3. mappy Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 10:43 am

    i think is portrays disgusting imagry. not funny, boooo

  4. they call me the Nutkracker Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    awful stuff… sorry that’s my opinion

  5. Your Left Nut Says:
    March 23rd, 2008 at 11:14 pm

    Ha,incest…

  6. david Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 10:49 am

    it was ok

  7. gross Says:
    March 24th, 2008 at 1:10 pm

    LMFAO THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, THIS SITE R0X MY S0X I CANT GET ENOUGH OF THE HILARIOUSNESSNESS THAT I GET BY COMING TO THIS SITE EACH AND EVERYDAY AND DROWNING MY SOUL INTO POINTLESS HUMOR. die.

  8. jesse Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO ME! I AM A REDNECK AND YOU DON’T SAY THAT! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE AND ILL GETCHA WITH A .270 MAGNUM. YOU BETTER SAY SORRY.

  9. sina Says:
    March 28th, 2008 at 9:18 am

    lmao this wasnt so funny but okey. Looks like sombody is angry (never mess with a girl and her type lol :D)

  10. PRETTY PRESON Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 12:53 am

    WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

  11. ONIKA Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 12:56 am

    JESSE IS FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

  12. PRETTY PRESON Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 12:57 am

    OR IS IT CUZ U LIKE HIM?

  13. 19RAD Says:
    March 30th, 2008 at 1:05 am

    disgusting

  14. Amanda Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 7:53 pm

    That was a rude joke, Rednecks have a bad image because of jokes like this

  15. $H3Xii CA$$ii3 Says:
    April 2nd, 2008 at 6:36 pm

    omg dat waznt evn funni or dirty wat the fuk it was soooooooo luk borin x

  16. SUMI Says:
    April 4th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    mutfa love to sadhna

  17. ****cole**** Says:
    April 11th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

    this wasnt very funny but ok. i didnt laugh.

  18. brandon Says:
    April 12th, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    that joke was yall are stupid for getting mad or something have a fricking sense of humor…nice joke homie….its a JOKE people jeezus grow up

  19. XxXEXxX Says:
    April 14th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

    “THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO ME! I AM A REDNECK AND YOU DON’T SAY THAT! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE AND ILL GETCHA WITH A .270 MAGNUM. YOU BETTER SAY SORRY.”

    I Found That Persons Reply Funnier Than The Joke!

  20. smiley Says:
    April 17th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

    like omg im a redneck and thats totally false imagery…
    but im half yankee…
    ha it was funny

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