Top 10 Ways to tell if your on a Redneck’s Computer…
- 10. The monitor is up on blocks.
- 9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
- 8. The six front keys have rotted out.
- 7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
- 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
- 5. The password is “Bubba”.
- 4. There’s a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
- 3. There’s a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
- 2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
AND the number 1 way to tell if your on a rednecks computeris:
- 1. The mouse is referred to as a “critter”.