Redhead, Brunette and Blonde At A Firing Squad


Three women are about to be executed for crimes they committed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.

Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..." The redhead then screams, "Tornado!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did and knew exactly what she needed to do. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready... Aim..."

The blonde shouts, "Fire!"

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Redhead, Brunette and Blonde At A Firing Squad was written by F&J Staff on Sunday, September 16th, 2007 at 7:09 pmin Blonde Jokes, Clean Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Blonde, Redhead And Brunette In A Potato Farm , Blonde Shopping , A Blonde At Western Union , Blonde Car Accident , Did You Hear About The Blonde? .


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