Recent NHTSA Study


The National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) recently announced that, for the past three years, they jointly funded a project with two major US auto makers, Ford and Chevrolet, whereby the auto makers installed black boxes in all four wheel drive pickup trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 10 seconds before a crash.

They were surprised to find in 45 of the 50 states that the last words of drivers in 63 percent of fatal crashes were, “Oh, Shit!” Only the states of Georgia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, and Tennessee were different - where over 89 percent of final words were: “Hey ya’ll, hold my beer and watch this!”

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13 Responses to “Recent NHTSA Study”

  1. Pinkey Says:
    November 4th, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    that was funny

  2. MOETHEMAN Says:
    November 5th, 2007 at 6:17 pm

    lololololol that was hi-lar-ious

  3. !erica! Says:
    November 6th, 2007 at 11:01 am

    yup! that’s prolly true! I live in Louisiana so……yea….it’s true! We can’t help it! Being bad ass is in our blood! Southern pride Baby! woo hoo!

  4. henry shimutwikeni Says:
    November 9th, 2007 at 2:02 pm

    sucks big time

  5. bud Says:
    November 10th, 2007 at 5:25 pm

    Hey ya’ll, hold my beer while I answer that question

  6. Anti Christ Says:
    November 11th, 2007 at 4:38 pm

    lol thats great:D

  7. samantha Says:
    November 21st, 2007 at 9:40 pm

    TENNESSEE ALL THE WAY BABY WOOOOOOOOOOH!

  8. ~*!RoXaNnE!*~ Says:
    December 9th, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    rebel bors and rebel bred i’ll b a rebel till the day i’m dead i’m from alabama state of the best beer, hottest guys, & Sexy girls, like me!!!!!

  9. G.R.I.T.S(girls raised in the south) Says:
    December 12th, 2007 at 9:55 am

    THAT IS NOT FUNNY I WAS VERY OFFENED LOUISIANA TILL I DIE BAAABYYYY WOOOHOOO!!!!ALL THOSE STATES CAN PROLY KICK ANY OTHER STATE’S ASS!!!SOUTHERN PRIDE!!!!

  10. Chris Says:
    January 5th, 2008 at 9:01 pm

    lol @ you rednecks, i’d tell you about superior education, or not sleeping with blood relatives, but you wouldnt understand the terminology used to subsiquently differentiate your “Southern pride” from “Redneck ignorance”, so yea, SOUTHERN PRIDE. LMAO

  11. Guy Says:
    March 26th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    Well Chris looks like you have GREAT terminology: “subsIquently”

  12. Yoshi Says:
    April 1st, 2008 at 7:11 pm

    Guy, Chris put an “i” there.

  13. sarah w. Says:
    May 5th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    funnneeeeeeee! i got one for ya: you know you’re a redneck if the most common words spoken in your house are “hey, somebody go jiggle the handle!” i’m southern, for the record, and find the joke very funny. piss off, g.r.i.t.s. bow down, infidel yankees!

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