Rationalizing My Weight Gain
The other day I went to Office Max to get some supplies. While there I bought a new ink cartridge for my printer. It came in a fairly large box mounted on a card and wrapped in plastic.
When I took it apart, which took an unnecessarily long time, I found that the printer cartridge itself was actually quite small. It seems they made the packaging large to make it harder to steal and to make the customer feel better about the high price.
So I pointed this out to my wife and mentioned how my weight gain over the years of our marriage should have the same effect... It made me seem more valuable and also made me harder for other women to steal. She's still laughing.
What'd You Think?
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I dont get it
It was the kind of joke some old fat guy and his wife would find funny.
neither me…
Men! Always find a reason to cover their badness!
I enjoyed it…
that was great xD
thats was gay
Cute joke..datz man only try 2 build his confidence
poor…
that was good
that was pretty funny, and how can you not get it? read it agian
Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
WHAT???????
I DONT GET IT
UGHH……
This is a clever joke, only clever people will get this.
How can you not get that? You’d have to be about 15 to not understand it.