Random Thoughts
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a [...]


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why do they have a parking space for drive threw window customers only?
funny on an intelagent level…(yes i spelled it wrong…)
if there’s a STOP sign why isn’t there a GO sign? haha! sum1 told me that forever ago! these are hilarious!
CAN A HEARSE USE THE CARPOOL LANE??
If Pinocchio said that his nose is about to grow, what would happen?
Why are they called buildings when they’re already built?
Why is it that when you split the word “therapist” into two words it spells “the rapist?”
If a spaceship is going the speed of light, what happens if the headlights are turned on?
Why is it called football if you don’t use your feet other than to run?
Why did kamakazi pilots where helmets
why is it when you send something by car it’s a shipment and something by ship it’s cargo