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	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 05:04:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Sabrina</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sabrina</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>hahaha lol  you just made my day.

   you know what ticks me off, when you tell someone to ppass the salt or somehing and before they give it to you they have to use it.  I mean you didn't want it before so why now.!!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>hahaha lol  you just made my day.</p>
<p>   you know what ticks me off, when you tell someone to ppass the salt or somehing and before they give it to you they have to use it.  I mean you didn&#8217;t want it before so why now.!!!</p>
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		<title>By: ebonie24</title>
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		<dc:creator>ebonie24</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>U know wat ticks me off ÞΣØÞ£Ê who talks too freaking much and when they see that your trying to get them 2 shutup they just keep on talking ...........those freaking IDIOTS!!!!!!!!
And i also hate loud people ugh</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>U know wat ticks me off ÞΣØÞ£Ê who talks too freaking much and when they see that your trying to get them 2 shutup they just keep on talking &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..those freaking IDIOTS!!!!!!!!<br />
And i also hate loud people ugh</p>
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		<title>By: Shyla</title>
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		<dc:creator>Shyla</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2008 02:00:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Uh, there's a lot.

1. COMPUTER LITERACY.
why the fuck do people have to take that class ? half the dumbasses on the internet can't even spell, much less type. They need to teach these bitches grammar.

2. How people try to act tough. It pisses me off. Seriously, you live in the same neighborhood as me. It's nice, it's middle class, and it's not the middle of the fucking ghetto. 

3.Sarah Palin. "Nuff said.

4. People with staring problems. TAKE A PICTURE, IT'LL LAST LONGER.

5. This happens to me a lot. We'll be sitting in class, and the subject of drugs/alcohol will come up. Now, I'm a really shy person so I don't talk a lot. And then they'll be talking about how much they love getting trashed, etc. And they'll turn to me and ask me if I do too (since I'm sitting near them). And when I say no, most of the time they will say/do something along these lines. "ARHARHARHAR (retard laugh) Are you straightedge ? XXX fo life ? Harharharhar." And hold up an X witht heir arms. And then I'll say yes, because I am. Usually then they ask, really ? And then they don't insult it again. Like,seriously ? You were just making fun of it , so obviously you don't like it, but you stop once you now I am ? Why can't you just man up and make fun of it to my face once you know ?

6. Hannah Montana. I wanna punch her in her ugly fat face. And her stupid 11 year old fans.

7. The Jonas Brothers. On the same level as ^^. Their only fans are people who listen to hip hop/rap all the time and they think that the JoBros are actually rock. 

8. [almost done] People look at me and are like "AHH, I WISH I WAS AS SKINNY AS YOU." yeah, that's because you're fat. Sorry, but I'm not going to give you compliments just because you're fishing for them. Plus, it makes me feel guilty, of all things, to be skinny. What the fuck ?

9. People who say they're should be NO exceptions for abortion. I agree if you're just a slut you shouldn't get an abortion. But what if you got raped ? Chances are that baby is not going to get a chance at a normal life, seeing as its mother is a rape victim, and (maybe) won't know who its father is. Yeah, I'd love to grow up and hear that I was a rape baby.And there is also the possibility that the rap victim is young  (but still able to get pregnant). Why would you bring a baby into this world if it's going to be defected ?



wow. That was long:]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Uh, there&#8217;s a lot.</p>
<p>1. COMPUTER LITERACY.<br />
why the fuck do people have to take that class ? half the dumbasses on the internet can&#8217;t even spell, much less type. They need to teach these bitches grammar.</p>
<p>2. How people try to act tough. It pisses me off. Seriously, you live in the same neighborhood as me. It&#8217;s nice, it&#8217;s middle class, and it&#8217;s not the middle of the fucking ghetto. </p>
<p>3.Sarah Palin. &#8220;Nuff said.</p>
<p>4. People with staring problems. TAKE A PICTURE, IT&#8217;LL LAST LONGER.</p>
<p>5. This happens to me a lot. We&#8217;ll be sitting in class, and the subject of drugs/alcohol will come up. Now, I&#8217;m a really shy person so I don&#8217;t talk a lot. And then they&#8217;ll be talking about how much they love getting trashed, etc. And they&#8217;ll turn to me and ask me if I do too (since I&#8217;m sitting near them). And when I say no, most of the time they will say/do something along these lines. &#8220;ARHARHARHAR (retard laugh) Are you straightedge ? XXX fo life ? Harharharhar.&#8221; And hold up an X witht heir arms. And then I&#8217;ll say yes, because I am. Usually then they ask, really ? And then they don&#8217;t insult it again. Like,seriously ? You were just making fun of it , so obviously you don&#8217;t like it, but you stop once you now I am ? Why can&#8217;t you just man up and make fun of it to my face once you know ?</p>
<p>6. Hannah Montana. I wanna punch her in her ugly fat face. And her stupid 11 year old fans.</p>
<p>7. The Jonas Brothers. On the same level as ^^. Their only fans are people who listen to hip hop/rap all the time and they think that the JoBros are actually rock. </p>
<p>8. [almost done] People look at me and are like &#8220;AHH, I WISH I WAS AS SKINNY AS YOU.&#8221; yeah, that&#8217;s because you&#8217;re fat. Sorry, but I&#8217;m not going to give you compliments just because you&#8217;re fishing for them. Plus, it makes me feel guilty, of all things, to be skinny. What the fuck ?</p>
<p>9. People who say they&#8217;re should be NO exceptions for abortion. I agree if you&#8217;re just a slut you shouldn&#8217;t get an abortion. But what if you got raped ? Chances are that baby is not going to get a chance at a normal life, seeing as its mother is a rape victim, and (maybe) won&#8217;t know who its father is. Yeah, I&#8217;d love to grow up and hear that I was a rape baby.And there is also the possibility that the rap victim is young  (but still able to get pregnant). Why would you bring a baby into this world if it&#8217;s going to be defected ?</p>
<p>wow. That was long:]</p>
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		<title>By: Tangaroa</title>
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		<dc:creator>Tangaroa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 00:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HAHA&#62;&#62;&#62;FUNNY STUFF =]</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HAHA&gt;&gt;&gt;FUNNY STUFF =]</p>
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		<title>By: Matt</title>
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		<dc:creator>Matt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>was u held as a child?</description>
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		<title>By: sugar</title>
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		<dc:creator>sugar</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 18:56:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>dz iz jokes....retard stuff xxx</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>dz iz jokes&#8230;.retard stuff xxx</p>
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		<title>By: Daisy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Daisy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:56:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>HaHaHaaaaa
Your Jokes...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HaHaHaaaaa<br />
Your Jokes&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Taylor</title>
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		<dc:creator>Taylor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 02:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wanna know what ticks me off? well things that tick me off r when ppl telling u to tell them what ticks u off... cuz then u have to think about all of the things that tick u off and that just ticks me off more!
wait... did that make any sence?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wanna know what ticks me off? well things that tick me off r when ppl telling u to tell them what ticks u off&#8230; cuz then u have to think about all of the things that tick u off and that just ticks me off more!<br />
wait&#8230; did that make any sence?</p>
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		<title>By: vic</title>
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		<dc:creator>vic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this is FREAKING HILLARIOUS!!&#62;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this is FREAKING HILLARIOUS!!&gt;</p>
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		<title>By: vic</title>
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		<dc:creator>vic</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 02:17:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>THIS IS FREAKIN hilarious.</description>
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