Random Rants About Stuff That Ticks Me Off
I'm kinda bored, sitting here in front of my computer with nothing really to do. I'm in kindof a bad mood, so maybe I'll just rant about a few things that tick me off. You got a problem with that? Tatoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn't make you spiritual. It's right [...]
Random Rants About Stuff That Ticks Me Off


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hmm lets see what ticks me off… i generally a really nice person but what ticks me off is when someone wants to talk all kinds of chit about friends or family.. thats when i have to put them in thier place..
Google- it has gotten to big. I type golden mystery snail and i get apple snails and apple pies and slugs and snail mail. I just want to know whats wrong with my snail. Not how to make an apple pie.
Texting- if i dont text you back dont keep doing it til i throw my phone at the wall. i will talk to you when im ready…
People who complain but do nothing about it- Expect for me. i dont count. I mean when people go ” OMG IM SOOOOOOO HUNGRY I HAVNT EATEN ANYTHING ALL DAY” go buy a freaken snickers from speedway. King sized are two for $2.22.
Otherwise im pretty calm. =] i hope you enjoyed getting your comment.
People that complain when their grades are bad- helloo! Your fault!
Also, those who don’t check spelling for their posts, that is going online forever man, fix it!
People who say ‘like’ after every word
what ticks me off is when people think i’m gona get mad if they tell me a secert.. THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME WHAT SO EVER.
I can’t stand it when people type LiKe ThIs. Stop raping the shift key and type like normal people.
what ticks me off is when people come into my work and stand there. i know you have a question and i probably know the answer. if your there i know you want the answer, so come on up already and ASK ME! don’t just stand there like an idiot and stare at me! thank you!
canadians tick me off
haha wow those things tick me off to but what ticks me off is when a boy says he doesnt want to hurt yu but then does somthing to hurt yu
Dumb arses who have to put hahahahahahahaha after every damn comment!
Illegal Aliens who don’t know English- You’re in MY country. Learn MY language
What ticks me off is when a person comes to my house and eats what I PAY for 2.people at stores saying you need help with that sir let me tell you ill tell you when i need help.3.people that are rich why are they rich why cant regular people be rich you stupid spoiled people
Gays piss me off, they can die… I like the lesbians though.
This is a total sausage fest… I’m out.
I agree totally with all of those
L.o.l. that was funny
you speak the truth guy
Shaky movie cameras. If I wanted to feel wobbly and disoriented, I’d roll myself down a hill in a barrel… its free, far more exhilarating and a hell of a lot more fun!
what ticks me off is when a person tells you they love you when they dnt even knw you. 2. when ppl complain to me bout their problems..its like i dnt have no problems. 3. it ticks me off when somebody tells you you are doin something wrong when they dnt even knw what your doin..idiots
the thing that really ticks me off is…. wow thats a wide topic huh?
well if you treat me like im inferior, that is the one mistake you can make ’round me
Probably is when people keep calling me when I don’t know they’re number or when people send like “Send this message 10 times to other people or Bloody Mary’ll kill you” I mean really.
It ticks me off when I am at work and people automatically start speaking spanish to me. Just because I /look/ Hispanic (and I am, don’t get me wrong!) doesn’t mean I speak Spanish. I was born, raised, and live in America. Learn the language or don’t come by at all. I refuse to feel like an idiot because you don’t want to learn what should be the official language of America.
What ticks me off?
Idiotic Wannabe Gansters who think they are god, just cause they talk like morons and act like they are all that.
what they need to do is realize that all the crap they hear in Rap, and see on freaking MTV is all BS and they need to grow up and get that crap out of their minds before they end up in jail, just like every moron before them
also
XD this site is FREAKING HILARIOUS!!!
What ticks me off is when racist say ”Illegal Aliens who don’t know English- You’re in MY country. Learn MY language”
and when anybody uses the term ”aliens” to people WHO are residents.
and when people hate gay people
when people breath through their moth and let out their stinky breath out.
and when people do not appreciate their culture (meaning being Hispanic)
Ana It’s not racist callin them aliens if they’re here illegally and they do need to learn English that would be he primary language in America
what ticks me off are people who talk about what ticks them off
people who comment on their facebook picture, saying how bad they look. erm.. if they d rly believe that they wuldnt have put it there in the first place! and the other? theyre defo fishing for compliments -.-
When the cashier at the grocery store is having a bad day and takes it out on my innocent groceries. If I wanted to break my eggs before I got in the house I would chuck them at the relentless barking Cujo next door.
boo hoo qiut crying
Penguins. I HATE penguins. they’re like little stuck up soldiers marching around.
They also have ak-47s and are taking over africa!! i am dead serious, we must do something to stop them!!! they are driving the giraffes from their nests and the rhinos from their dens! If we don’t stop them no one will!!!!!!
KILL ALL PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!
the thing that ticks me off is me reading this long “joke” and it wasnt dirty whats the deal with this sh*t
lol some of this is funny but not all of it you should try agian…..
what tiks me off is when ppl r rascist to mexicans, saying that they are aliens and crap. aliens are usually what you call unhuman idk-what that are not from earth. damn, gosh, rascist ppl need to stop. i mean, you wouldnt like it just because f ur colo ppl would talk trash about you. nobody’s perfect, and you arent either, so dont act like you are all that just because you were born here. Its great that you are from here, and its awesome and good. but dont take it out on those ppl.
i also hate it when ppl go crazy talking there trash about how immigrants are taking there jobs. if you worked hard, the job would be yours. its not there fault. i’m not saying immigrants are better. it depends on ther person. and how hard they work. Gosh, tell you the truth, idk why w typed all this.
BTW, if you’re going to start saying that you wasted yoru freaking time reading ths. and that what i just typed was all trash. Then Dont Comment and get da f**k off <3 ;pp
He said to leave a comment so I will leave one….
What annoys me is when one person makes a perfectly legitimate comment, then gets called racist, also when people are to lazy to type the rather than da
this is the most pointless stooory? if people wanted to comment on the stuff they would, your just sad for telling them to comment? who cares what makes you mad, i mean this just causes stupid and racist comments. no body really cares what people are mad at, they only want something to do. if yu get mad at something its not everyone elses business, like come on. go have cry if it upsets you that much, seriously. kthanks.
Ducks, people who can’t make a point without cussing, people who tell ME my four-year-old sister is adorable every single day(SHE KNOWS PEOPLE!), slow waiters that hover like their presence is saving my life (PLEASE JUST LET ME ENJOY MY FOOD WITHOUT YOU!), the word giraffe (cuz I always spell it wrong), my room, e-mail fails, the fact that most americans can speak text perfectly (but FAIL when they write ACTUAL words, baby talk, bossy people, etc.
Pressing 1 for english… Hello welcome to america speak english.
what ticks me off is that some people are spoiled b3tches and dont give a d@@@ about the less fortunate and show off
What ticks me off is when people don’t use apostrophes, don’t use any punctuation and spell like a 4 year old.
i hate it when you no someone for a while and you start going out with them they say they love you and all that but thats all they do they dont act like they do
What ticks me off are PEOPLE IN FACEBOOK WHO ARE LIKING THEIR OWN COMMENT OR POSTS OR SHOUTOUTS. I mean come on. Isn’t it already obvious that you like what you are posting? It’s redundancy.
Hey, genius, almost every “real” american is descended from illegal aliens. And by the way, osio Sarah dawado. that was in cherokee. they were there first you ignorant american pig. deal with it. YOU are what ticks me off most, bigoted turds like you are like a cancer. Do the world a favour, kill yourself
I hate people who diss on gays. Like you for example, who cares if a gay man (or any man for that matter) collects baseball cards? Their are cleaner than your playboy collection.