Random Rants About Stuff That Ticks Me Off
I’m kinda bored, sitting here in front of my computer with nothing really to do. I’m in kindof a bad mood, so maybe I’ll just rant about a few things that tick me off. You got a problem with that?
Tatoos. Having a tattoo with Chinese characters in it doesn’t make you spiritual. It’s right above the crack of your ass. And it translates to “beef with broccoli.” The last time you did anything spiritual, you were praying to God you weren’t pregnant. You’re not spiritual. You’re just high.
Wal-Mart. I’m not the cashier! By the time I get done sliding my friggen card, entering my PIN number, pressing “Enter,” verifying the amount, deciding, no, I don’t want cash back, and pressing “Enter” again… the kid who’s “supposed” to be ringing me up is standing there eating my Snickers bar. Paper? Plastic? I don’t have time for that. I’ve just been called to do a cleanup on aisle four!
Baseball cards. You know, as I kid I collected them. Hell I think every kid collects baseball cards. The cards represent your heros, your idols, people you wanted to be like when you grew up. My problem isn’t with kids… it’s adults. Listen if you’re a grown man you’re not collecting cards, you’re collecting pictures of men. That’s gay.
Old People. Stop messing with them. Target is introducing a redesigned pill bottle that’s square, with a bigger label. And the top is now the bottom. And by the time gramps figures out how to open it his ass will be in the morgue. Congratulations Target, you just solved the Social Security crisis.
Women and their eyebrows. What’s the deal here? Why are you soooo obsessed with making them skinny, pointy, curved, slanted or whatever. Men don’t care. Do you have two eybrows? Great. Let’s get it on!
You know what else ticks me off? People that read my stuff and don’t leave a comment. I mean, damn, this site gets 15,000 visitors a day and I get maybe 20 comments. What the hell? How about letting me know what ticks YOU off. Mmmmk. Thanks.
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lol i was just playing i love this site! lol got cha!
You do have a point there at the last part!!! =)
Cha! so true eh? lol
what ticks me off is slang these days..what the hell? so many differnent names for one thing Dx i get so confused lmfao
You know what ticks me off is idiots who think that the things they say and do is the it should be
haha i love this. wantt to hear what ticks me off??? when you go to the freaking dmv and they have 10 cubicles, 50 people waiting for something and one freaking person working the counter….
f*ck sh*t b*tches
lol – leaving a comment for your benefit.
wot ticks me off is little winge bags like u
but very true lol
Oh my G. You’re amazing.<3
what ticks me off is, wait im not telling u a*sholes!
i hate the fact that at like public bathrooms; the guys are like in and out but the line to the ladies room takes like 10 minutes per girl. grr. >:-o
To Lizzie, because we can pee and stand at the same time, plus we dont wash our hands that saves a lot of time, and we can go to the bathroom by ourselves we dont need all our friends to come with.
to steve, so true
You no wat ticks me off you!!!!!!!!
haha funny lol what ticks me off is ppl who stand and talk in the middle of a crowded area, high school kids that dress exactly the same and think they know everything (no offense to anyone in HS, not every kid is like that), and ppl who think just because u are where they work they can treat u like YOU work for THEM wth??? i was in duane reade lookin thru shampoos and they were already out of order and i was puttin everythin back where i took it from but i was lookin for a while and the lady stackin the stuff actually said “YOURE GONNA PUT EVERYTHING BACK EXACTLY WHERE IT CAME FROM”… so i left everything how i would’ve left it anyway… i didnt fix the aisle cuz she was so rude… i mean couldn’t she just say somethin like, “can u please put everything back where it came from cuz it took a while for me to stack it?” WHERE ARE PEOPLE’S MANNERS???
hmm… i get ticked off by stupid, repetitive commercials…
I hate people that ramble on way after you stopped paying attention….
lol…U know what ticks me off? Bieng in the army and had to come all the way to Iraq just to learn my mos()job…having to listen to ppl who think they know it all but in reality its just an act to be the center of attn b/c they really hate themselves and are trying to make up fot their sucker lives..I just want to go back to the damn states…..and live a normal fu***** life…..Thanks Bush!!…God Bless Obama..
Wow, definately in need of anger management…:)
Just messing wit ya
you’re an honest guy. i that was completly true. what bugs me is why guys potray themselves as nice and clean but once they make the final step their pigs can you answer me that.
what really pisses me off is…MEN!
all they do is use you! when theyve had what they want they leave you, and when you fall for a guy they always break your heart and make up some stupid excuse! its PATHETIC!
definitely true.. but heck. JERKS tick me off! those who feel like they are wanted by every single person in this world.. but guess what… they’re NOT!
wheeew. that kinda felt good.
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SEE YOU GOT A POINT THERE SO HERE IS MY COMMENT. SOMETIMES WHEN I READ I DON’T FEEL LIKE LEAVING ANY COMMENT SO TELL ME IS THAT A CRIME
LOL that was great. What really ticks me off is passive aggresive bullsh*t. If y someone has something they don’t like they should just talk about it and then the issue could be dealt with. Otherwise it is just the same as all those jokes about women saying “if you don’t know why I am mad I am not telling you”.
things that piss me off are deuch bags like you!!!!!!!
hahaha.
oh my god this was the GAY-IST joke ever!!
i mean seriously, we came here to look at jokes,
NOT some failure in life rant on about the things he hates!!!!
GET A FREAKIN LIFE!!!!
SADNESS
yea well you know wat ticks me off? ppl always saying comment like its some big deal if they dont man naw im just messing i love your page its great got more?
Thanks for your jokes man! They’re the best!
what ticks me off… o.o
is lingo now a days. LEARN TO SPELL DAMMIT. Is it so hard to spell out “you” “you’re” instead of just putting “your” sheesh freaking lazy bottoms! yes! I SAID IT! LAZY BOTTOMS! Anyways… that’s my only problem.
i see what you mean there.
i lkie the way you done this joke
holy.. i can relate to so much of that stuff.. haha.. i laughed about the baseball card thing.. that’s friggen awesome man/woman, im not sure who wrote this… but yea, u wanna know what ticks me off.. i’ve been reading about michael jackson for the past 2 weeks, and not that he wasn’t a big star, and not that he wasn’t respected.. but sheesh, it was like he was friggen god. I’ve seen plenty of great actors/actresses, and there was never that much about them.. i don’t mean to be mean, but it was getting a little bit rediculus when i couldn’t go onto yahoo without seeing some sort of news about MJ.. sooo yea, that’s what ticks me off
haha fine
here you go!
{Haterz!} tick me off!
My boyfriend ticks me off when he throws a crazy fit while not making any sense at all! Seriously. Most of the time he is level headed and he is not in the best of health right now. When he doesn’t feel well, he rants and raves about stupid stuff that doesn’t make any sense. Then after I put him in his place, he comes back down to earth and I find out that he is having a heart problem. Why can he not just tell me instead of losing his mind first?
I was just wondering…for those of you in a relationship….What ticks you off about your significant other? What do they do that really ticks you off?
It ticks me off they have not invented a voice operated motor vehicle yet. I could still sit behind the wheel, shades on, sleeping.
It ticks me off that everything that tastes good is fattening.
this was funny ty for it
YOU YOU oh and a… You
hahahaha.. love it!
you know what pisses me off? finding handicapped parking spaces at a skating rink…
posers,preppy white kids who wear abercrombie and fitch,fat girls who cheerlead,wiggers,
I feel for you pal.
What really ticks me off are morons in schools. That have SUPPOSEDLY COME TO GIVE YOU A *BETTER* education when they can barely do the stuff themselves. And then they get all peed and start blaming you for their inability to do work!
And I completely agree with your rant.
The thing that pisses me off is having to fly on a plane with with babies.