Racial Q&A
Q. A black and a Puerto Rican are in the same car, who's driving?
A. The Policeman
Q. Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris?
A. Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn't even finished colouring in the second one!
Q. Who won the Belgian beauty contest?
A. Nobody.
Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!
Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q. What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from home?
A. A virgin.
Q. Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don't want to wear out the camel.
Q. British General addressing Australian troops: Did you come here to die?
A. No mate, we came here yester-die.
Q. What do Orientals use Dental Floss for?
A. Blindfolds.
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yo mum has hairy balls
I may be black but i got white ball
Why do english chicks wear makeup and deoderant?
Coz they’re ugly and they smell
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ur all fagets suck my coc
rojik im english (well kinda im a paki but born in england) anywayz thats beside the point no we aynt ugly n we smell better than u!!!!! i can smell you now! wonder wa u smell ov? hahaha
hahaha lolz
you all are very retarded
wats the difference between a jew and a pizza.
pizzas dont screem in the oven!
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were do black jews sit in the .
back of the oven!
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how many jews can u fit in a car .
2 in the front 2 in the back
and 10,000 in the ash tray!
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how did hellen keller call for help wen she fell down the well.
she couldnt she was wearing mittens!
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Did u see hellen kellers new house.
neither did she! wat do u call a bunch of wite people running down a hill.
an avalanche!
wat do u call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill
mudslide!
wat do u call a bunch of blacks running down a hill
jail break!
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y r blacks always so fast
cuz all the slow ones r in jail!
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a puerto rican and a black are riding in the same car whos driving.
the cop!
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two wites and a black r in the same 8th grade class whos the oldest.
the black is hes 26!
What happens to a jew who walks into the wall with an erection?
He breaks his nose!
where did michael jackson go wrong…..
becoming a catholic priest he shold have just become a white catholic preist then he would have gotten away with it white folks get away with everything money or not spoiled bastards
where did michael jackson go wrong…..
becoming a singer he shold have just become a white catholic preist then he would have gotten away with it white folks get away with everything money or not spoiled bastards
what do you call a white person who geos to black schools…
too poor for other white olks white trash go to your own damn neighborhood
WHY IS EVERY ONE SOOOO RACIST???????????????? GOD! LIVE UR LIFE AND LEAVES OTHERS ALONE!! WHO CARES WAHT COLOURE WE ARE WE ALL LIVE IN THE SAME WORLD WE ALL GOT CREATED BY GOD!!!
Why are black people so tall?
Because their Ne-GROWS
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A bunch of white people running down a hill is called an avalanche, a bunch of black people is called a mud slide, and a bunch of mexicans is called a prison break…..what do you call a bunch of jews running down the hill?
A holocaust
Haha
number 15 needs to get his ass kicked
how many blacks does it take to clean the bathroom? none, thats the mexicans job!!
Borat, suck my Cock!Faget
You’re a Gaywad borat
Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A BLACK GUY AND AN OCTOPUSS??
A: I DON’T KNOW BUT IT CAN SURE PICK COTTON..
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Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU ENLIGHTEN A BLACK GUY??
A: A JIGGA BUDA
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Q: WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A BLACK GUY AND A MONKEY??
A: WHAT DO YOU MEAN MIX?
Q: WHAT DID GOD SAY WHEN HE MADE THE FIRST BLACK MAN??
A: DAMN I BURNT ONE..
the first one n the sixth one r hilarious
wowo so raist hehe
STOP will all the racist jokes everybody is the same the only difference is color which is nothing gosh you racist people should get a life!!
alot of those jokes are dumb and Bianks your mad gay.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a black guy?
pizza can feed a family
please stop using the term “Gay” as an insult or bad thing.
also all that racism is petty bullshit.. and a coping mechanism to deal with what ur sorry ass dont have..
stop feelin sorry foryourselves, ya’ll dont matter anyway.
the term “Gay” is an insult and a bad thing lol, why would you ever think it wasn’t?
also, racist jokes are funny, you shouldn’t go to a joke clearly label as racist if you’re just going to get offended…
Q. British General addressing Australian troops: Did you come here to die?
A. No mate, we came here yester-die.
Q. What do Orientals use Dental Floss for?
A. Blindfolds.
hahaha ha … HA!
i like how people actually get offended. they’re just jokes. jeez.
What does a Cue Ball and a Mexican have in common?
The harder you hit ‘em , the better the English.
Jajaja…….
Y Do mExicans cook tamales 4 christmas??
So they can have something 2 unwrap.
Y do mexicans walk around school like they own it??
Theire daddy built it,nd their mom cleans it.
Y do u call a mexican rolling on the sand??
A churro.
Y DO blak ppl use a fork wen they eat tootsie rolls??
They won’t bite their finger.
How can u cee da difference btween a blak person nd da dirt??
U can’t.
.s…. iiM mExiCaN L.O.L :]
Why don’t black people dream?
Cause we shot the only one that did
i dont mind racist jokes as long as there’s jokes about every race, but the jokes about the holocaust make me sick
Yeah, the ones about the the holocaust should be “off-limits” being 6 millinon of them died…but…yeah..what ev
Q. why doesn’t mexico have an olympic team
A. Because everyone that can run, jump, or swim is already here
Roses are redish violets are blueish if it wasn’t for christmas we’d all be jewish
Roses are red violets are blue im scitzofrenic and so am i
How many ADD people does it take to screw… hey look a plane, do you wanna see my bike, i like apples…
Lol funny shit. Y we’re ther only 500 mexicans at the alamo? Cuz they only had 6 vans. a texan an arizonan and a mexican are out shootin an drinkin, the texan takes a swig of jack an throws the bottle in the air an shoots it. He says we got plenty of jack in texas. The mexican takes a swig of tequila an shoots the bottle. He says we got plenty of tequila in mexico. The guy from arizona slams a beer an shoots the mexican. He says we got plenty of mexicans in arizona. Amen to that lol
why do white woman always divorce they white husband for a black man?
because they dont have enough {bigger and longer}
why do some white men dislike black ppl?
we take they woman
why do white men always get caught on foot?
because they aint fast enough
why did mccain didnt get president?
because he had to be in the nursery home at a cetain time
You guys suck… lmao. You guys are so busy trying to insult each other. That, ya joke blow balls!
Luke needs to calm the fukk down.
they are just jokes.
fukk all u pusssy biches who cant take a joke
a black old man and his grandson are on a plane wen tha airline attendant says: Wil all black people jump off the plain, Will all colered people jump off the plain, will all jigga boos jump off the plain. The man and his grandson wer the only blacks left on the plane. the granson looks at his grandfather and says, grand pa why cum we still on da plane fow? the man replied Boy, taday we NIGGGAS
racist jokes are hilarious, but not the ones about holocaust…… cmon people thats not racist. thats making fun of humans that were killed mercilessly.
Sorry for leaving a sad note on a jokes website, but I felt it was necessary.
how do you sit 4 fags on one bar stool?
flip it upside down
+What did the old Jew say when he bumped into the street light?
-Antisemite-
+ A one eyed Nazi officer was interrogating a Jew during the holocaust. He asked the Jew which 1 of my eyes is the real eye and whihc one was fake? The Jew repleied the one on the left.
THe Nazi officer looked surprised and said “How did you guess?”
-”Simple” said the Jew “it looked more human than the real one.”-
Guess who was next one to go into the oven?
If you are going to add to this, and try to degrade others, at least spell correctly and show some signs of intelligence. Just a thought