Racial Q&A


Q. A black and a Puerto Rican are in the same car, who’s driving?
A. The Policeman

Q. Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris?
A. Destroyed their entire collection and they hadn’t even finished colouring in the second one!

Q. Who won the Belgian beauty contest?
A. Nobody.

Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
A: Cause their balls show!

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mothers.

Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.

Q. What do you call a Greek girl who keeps running away from home?
A. A virgin.

Q. Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A. They don’t want to wear out the camel.

Q. British General addressing Australian troops: Did you come here to die?
A. No mate, we came here yester-die.

Q. What do Orientals use Dental Floss for?
A. Blindfolds.

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10 Responses to “Racial Q&A”

  1. Athavan Says:

    yo mum has hairy balls

  2. Athavan Says:

    I may be black but i got white ball

  3. Rojik Says:

    Why do english chicks wear makeup and deoderant?
    Coz they’re ugly and they smell

  4. mike hunt Says:

    ……

  5. Borat Says:

    ur all fagets suck my coc

  6. PAKII Says:

    rojik im english (well kinda im a paki but born in england) anywayz thats beside the point no we aynt ugly n we smell better than u!!!!! i can smell you now! wonder wa u smell ov? hahaha

  7. smiley Says:

    hahaha lolz

  8. me Says:

    you all are very retarded

  9. sarah Says:

    wats the difference between a jew and a pizza.

    pizzas dont screem in the oven!
    ……………
    were do black jews sit in the .

    back of the oven!
    …….
    how many jews can u fit in a car .

    2 in the front 2 in the back
    and 10,000 in the ash tray!
    ……..
    how did hellen keller call for help wen she fell down the well.

    she couldnt she was wearing mittens!
    …….
    Did u see hellen kellers new house.

    neither did she! wat do u call a bunch of wite people running down a hill.

    an avalanche!

    wat do u call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill

    mudslide!

    wat do u call a bunch of blacks running down a hill

    jail break!
    …..

    y r blacks always so fast

    cuz all the slow ones r in jail!
    ……
    a puerto rican and a black are riding in the same car whos driving.

    the cop!
    ….

    two wites and a black r in the same 8th grade class whos the oldest.

    the black is hes 26!

  10. jewanator Says:

    What happens to a jew who walks into the wall with an erection?

    He breaks his nose!

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