Q&A Lawyer Jokes

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Q&A Lawyer Jokes

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Q&A Lawyer Jokes was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, December 4th, 2008 at 4:43 pmin Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Lawyer Q and A , More Lawyer Q and A , Short Lawyer Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes , Honest Lawyer .

6 Comments to “Q&A Lawyer Jokes”

• that one guy says:

  December 5, 2008 at 11:58 am

  Funny, I wonder which three are jokes?
• april h says:

  December 19, 2008 at 12:37 pm

  these are amazingly funny
• Bob says:

  January 7, 2009 at 9:41 am

  Those were good.
• mitesh says:

  January 9, 2009 at 8:39 am

  i ain’t got nothing against lawyers, but this cracked me up!! really good ones!!
• st.george bush says:

  January 15, 2009 at 9:13 pm

  Lawyers don’t think they’re funny and other people don’t think they’re jokes.
• Red Rivan says:

  February 20, 2009 at 2:05 pm

  thez aint jokes, thez reality, but dat sum funny truth