Queen Guinevere’s Chastity Belt
King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard [...]
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Queen Guinevere’s Chastity Belt
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thanks for posting nu stuff,
i din’t get it
Sir galahad was speechless becauses the chastity belt had chopped off his toungue while he was trying to lick the queens p*ssy. do you get it now??? gosh some people are slow
She’ is right!! sexy joke guys.. keep posting such good stuff!!
it is also the queen’s fault!
the queen is a total ho but it is funny as hell
LOL, i knew it!
lol ewwness stupid horny guys
She’s right ….lol
LOOOOL loved it
she’ is right
It’s not horny guys Ashley! =) ha ha the queen is a whore!!! She probably made them do it…
my name is joi
she is a ho and damn those men are stupid. but how does the king get to do the wife now. does he have a key.
funny as hell
i heard a different version
A king was leaving on a long trip but his daughter was very bueatiful and she was a very heavy sleeper and he knew hes gaurds would try somthing so while she was sleeping he stuck a switch blade in her vagina sure enough the 1st night the king was gone the 3 gaurds tried to f*ck her the 1st gaurd tried and the other 2 gaurds heard him scream. when he came out the room they asked him how it was he (having his penis cut and feeling embaressed) told them it was beyond definition. so the 2nd gaurd went in same thing happend so the 3rd gaurd went in and all the other to gaurds heard was mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm they didnt know how he did it and left the king came back later and had them drop thier pants and sure enough the 1st 2 gaurds had slit privates but the last one didnt so the king walked up to him and he said “Isss didsntss trysss 2ssss f*cksss urssss daughssstersssss”
Hahaha men r horny dawgs
The other knight has a hole in his tongue courtesy of tryin 2 lick the kings daughters puss..lol
that was a lil disturbing but funny as crap lol
Ummm…ew? What else is there to say?
Give the queen a break lol he was gone for like 7 years and she could just stick to one Now could she seeing as tho they goT gilitiened
And im just wondering out of both storys why neither tried gobbies and anal at least they’d all be unharmed
man do i love these dirty jokes!
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LMFAO, Woww, Haha,