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	<title>Comments on: Qualifying For Heaven</title>
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		<title>By: Brandi</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-32318</link>
		<dc:creator>Brandi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I could watch Schneidlr&#039;s List and still be happy after reading this.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I could watch Schneidlr&#8217;s List and still be happy after reading this.</p>
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		<title>By: noname</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-32254</link>
		<dc:creator>noname</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Sep 2011 16:37:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hahahahaa. For those who don&#039;t get it:
Lawyers are known to be liars and evil who would defend anyone and twist the truth as long as the price is right. St. Peter didn&#039;t want the lawyer to go to heaven so he asked the lawyer to name all those 1,228 people who died in Titanic. Remember, they need to answer St. Peter&#039;s question for them to enter heaven&#039;s gates.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hahahahaa. For those who don&#8217;t get it:<br />
Lawyers are known to be liars and evil who would defend anyone and twist the truth as long as the price is right. St. Peter didn&#8217;t want the lawyer to go to heaven so he asked the lawyer to name all those 1,228 people who died in Titanic. Remember, they need to answer St. Peter&#8217;s question for them to enter heaven&#8217;s gates.</p>
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		<title>By: tonde4jc</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-30953</link>
		<dc:creator>tonde4jc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 11:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>rember wat madea aid: &quot;lawyes n liars, all the same&quot; lol.
thts entertainment.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>rember wat madea aid: &#8220;lawyes n liars, all the same&#8221; lol.<br />
thts entertainment.</p>
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		<title>By: tonde4jc</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-30952</link>
		<dc:creator>tonde4jc</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Dec 2010 11:15:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>this IS awesome. my stomach is hurtin ryt nw....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>this IS awesome. my stomach is hurtin ryt nw&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Africano</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-16829</link>
		<dc:creator>Africano</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 May 2009 10:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>craaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy! the BEST so far(concerning lawyers)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>craaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy! the BEST so far(concerning lawyers)</p>
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		<title>By: agee</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-13020</link>
		<dc:creator>agee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Dec 2008 02:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but the lawyer had already passed thru...i dont get it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but the lawyer had already passed thru&#8230;i dont get it.</p>
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		<title>By: Ashley</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-12819</link>
		<dc:creator>Ashley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:17:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>eh not that great.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>eh not that great.</p>
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		<title>By: Sarah</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-11625</link>
		<dc:creator>Sarah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:05:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Man, the more lawyer jokes I read, the more I want to get out of law school... 
-_____________________-</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Man, the more lawyer jokes I read, the more I want to get out of law school&#8230;<br />
-_____________________-</p>
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		<title>By: ichy</title>
		<link>http://www.funnyandjokes.com/qualifying-for-heaven.html/comment-page-1#comment-11475</link>
		<dc:creator>ichy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>thats such a b!+[h</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>thats such a b!+[h</p>
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		<title>By: wakili</title>
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		<dc:creator>wakili</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>poor lawyers! they goin to hell!</description>
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