Qualifying For Heaven

Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They [...]

Qualifying For Heaven

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Qualifying For Heaven was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, June 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Lawyer Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , A Petty Thief, a Teacher and a Lawyer, A Marriage Made In Heaven, From Heaven, Need A Bad Day to Get Into Heaven, The Pope In Heaven.

11 Comments to “Qualifying For Heaven”

• jess says:

  July 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm

  ok
• kasha says:

  July 4, 2008 at 10:02 pm

  …i dont get it…? o.e
• MJGB says:

  July 9, 2008 at 11:52 am

  Basically, it is saying that though St Peter didn’t want bad odors into heaven, lawyers are in a world of their own, the cheatnig, overpaid conmen of the world.
• james says:

  July 10, 2008 at 1:12 am

  hilarious. =D
• wow says:

  August 5, 2008 at 4:46 am

  why the air abt lawyers, are they that bad?
• wakili says:

  August 6, 2008 at 7:40 am

  poor lawyers! they goin to hell!
• ichy says:

  August 7, 2008 at 12:50 am

  thats such a b!+[h
• Sarah says:

  August 20, 2008 at 12:05 pm

  Man, the more lawyer jokes I read, the more I want to get out of law school…
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• Ashley says:

  December 3, 2008 at 3:17 pm

  eh not that great.
• agee says:

  December 22, 2008 at 9:41 pm

  but the lawyer had already passed thru…i dont get it.
• Africano says:

  May 4, 2009 at 5:45 am

  craaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy! the BEST so far(concerning lawyers)