Qualifying For Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They [...]
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…i dont get it…? o.e
Basically, it is saying that though St Peter didn’t want bad odors into heaven, lawyers are in a world of their own, the cheatnig, overpaid conmen of the world.
hilarious. =D
why the air abt lawyers, are they that bad?
poor lawyers! they goin to hell!
thats such a b!+[h
Man, the more lawyer jokes I read, the more I want to get out of law school…
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eh not that great.
but the lawyer had already passed thru…i dont get it.
craaaaaaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyyyy! the BEST so far(concerning lawyers)
this IS awesome. my stomach is hurtin ryt nw….
rember wat madea aid: “lawyes n liars, all the same” lol.
thts entertainment.
Hahahahaa. For those who don’t get it:
Lawyers are known to be liars and evil who would defend anyone and twist the truth as long as the price is right. St. Peter didn’t want the lawyer to go to heaven so he asked the lawyer to name all those 1,228 people who died in Titanic. Remember, they need to answer St. Peter’s question for them to enter heaven’s gates.
I could watch Schneidlr’s List and still be happy after reading this.