The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor.
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied.
“Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”
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Putt was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 11:19 am. It was filed under Golf Jokes, Jokes.
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