Pussywillows
There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the other way right.
They decided that since the shots were so bad, they would just meet up at the hole.
So the first [...]
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Funny, sucks for dat dude. I heard another joke kinda like that:
three guys were screwing a farmers daughter in the barn when the farmer walked in on them with a shotgun. the guys start pleading with him not to blow their brains out, the guy thinks about it and says OK, but if you want to live you have to do something first. go out into the farm and bring back one of your favorite vegetable or fruit. the three guys go off looking.
the first guy comes back with a grape, and the farmer tells him to shove it up his ass, so the guy shoves the grape up his own ass and the farmer lets him leave.
the second guy comes back with a canelope, and the farmer tells him to shove it up his ass. the guy starts laughing his head off. the confused farmer tells him that he is serious and has to do it or get shot. the guy tells the farmer, thats not why i am laughing, im laughing cause the other guy is out in the watermelon patch!