Pussywillows
There were these two best friends out playing golf one beautiful day. After hitting their tee shots, both noticed that neither was even close to the fairway. One friend hit it way left, the other way right.
They decided that since the shots were so bad, they would just meet up at the hole.
So the first guy went off and looked and looked and finally found his ball sitting down deep in a field of beautiful Buttercups. He promptly pulled out his 7 iron and started whacking away. Buttercups were flying everywhere, but the ball would not come out.
Well, finally Mother Nature got mad.
She came up from the ground and said to the man, I have created this beautiful field of Buttercups and you have no respect for them at all, now they are ruined. I am going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups, your punishment is that you cannot have butter for a year.
The man started to laugh and went back to whacking at the Buttercups.
Mother Nature said, Hey, this is no laughing matter. What do you find so funny?
The man looked up and said, My buddy is over on the other side in the Pussywillows.
What'd You Think?
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Funny, sucks for dat dude. I heard another joke kinda like that:
three guys were screwing a farmers daughter in the barn when the farmer walked in on them with a shotgun. the guys start pleading with him not to blow their brains out, the guy thinks about it and says OK, but if you want to live you have to do something first. go out into the farm and bring back one of your favorite vegetable or fruit. the three guys go off looking.
the first guy comes back with a grape, and the farmer tells him to shove it up his ass, so the guy shoves the grape up his own ass and the farmer lets him leave.
the second guy comes back with a canelope, and the farmer tells him to shove it up his ass. the guy starts laughing his head off. the confused farmer tells him that he is serious and has to do it or get shot. the guy tells the farmer, thats not why i am laughing, im laughing cause the other guy is out in the watermelon patch!
It whould have been more funny if the third guy was looking at bannas