Yesterday I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for Roscoe, our hunting dog, and was standing in line at Wal-Mart getting ready to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. First thing I thought was "where's your sign lady" but decided to go with it...SO...On impulse, I told her that [...]
The Purina Weight Loss Diet
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The Purina Weight Loss Diet was written by F&J Staff on Saturday, September 13th, 2008 at 3:07 pmin Clean Jokes, Jokes, Stupid Jokes.
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This was sent in by one of our readers, I wish we knew who wrote it. Funny stuff.
i’m afraid i dont like it very much lol but nice effort -.- :S =/
boring totally rubbish no effort at all i was so bored reading it i was laughing at the fact an idiot could write it omg lyk omg omg omg omg omg
ha look at me comment i agree wiv me self add me on msn my name is shinae my msn is ghostangle@hotmail.com plz have better jokes next time by the way ashley tisdale is having zac efrons child and hes moving in wiv her he split up wiv vanessa coz shes ugly cant help it can you ha ha ha ha
hahaha i thinks its heaps funny!!!!
Shinae do you have any idea how much spam your gonna get by posting your email publicly on a high traffic site?
i can only imagine how fun that must’ve been
i think its hilarious! specially cause i can see myself doin something like that!
Eh not that great.
Now this is a real joke if ever there was one.
LOL . . . .gud way to snub oldies..
that was funny
It was cute until the end part where it said Wal-Mart asked them not to shop there anymore…then it was freaking hilarious!
LOL
Heard of this one before-it isn’t a joke, it is an actual story. it really happened.
Shinae the real joke is you. The idiots that comment about how dumb these jokes are usually are the real dopes.