Comments on: Punchlines With Absolutely No Context http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html Browse literally thousands of totally free funny jokes, riddles, cartoons, pictures, videos and more. Most popular humor and joke blog on the internet. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:04:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.2 By: Lauren Bicardi http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-31764 Lauren Bicardi Thu, 31 Mar 2011 18:14:19 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-31764 One day, Two nuns were hoeing a field by hand. they were discussing a treasure that was rumored to be hid nearby.Then suddenly, the ground below them collapsed! They struggled to leave and finally left. They tolld no one about the incident and after a few months forgot about it themselves. At least until the next year, when the head of the nunnery tried to go into her secret underground headquarters, but found it caved in! She found out who was in the field the day it caved in. Fortunately, she only found information on one of the nuns. As the nun was being dragged away for questioning, the other nun who had been in the field came by. She asked the men if she could ask the other nun from the field a few questions. They agreed, and the nuns went into a room. They talked about that day to see if there was anything to prove the nun innocent. There was nothing. As the men dragged her away, she held up a hoe. She then said something that was almost inaudible. The other nun left to try and find the treasure. Years later, the two nuns met. The nun who had been questioned asked what the other had been doing al those years. The nun said, "I've been searching Tokyo fo that treasure. I think you were wrong about the treasure being in tokyo though." The other nun spoke. "Tokyo?" Said the nun, "You fool, I said take the hoe!" One day, Two nuns were hoeing a field by hand. they were discussing a treasure that was rumored to be hid nearby.Then suddenly, the ground below them collapsed! They struggled to leave and finally left. They tolld no one about the incident and after a few months forgot about it themselves. At least until the next year, when the head of the nunnery tried to go into her secret underground headquarters, but found it caved in! She found out who was in the field the day it caved in. Fortunately, she only found information on one of the nuns. As the nun was being dragged away for questioning, the other nun who had been in the field came by. She asked the men if she could ask the other nun from the field a few questions. They agreed, and the nuns went into a room. They talked about that day to see if there was anything to prove the nun innocent. There was nothing. As the men dragged her away, she held up a hoe. She then said something that was almost inaudible. The other nun left to try and find the treasure. Years later, the two nuns met. The nun who had been questioned asked what the other had been doing al those years. The nun said, “I’ve been searching Tokyo fo that treasure. I think you were wrong about the treasure being in tokyo though.” The other nun spoke. “Tokyo?” Said the nun, “You fool, I said take the hoe!”

]]> By: Lauren Bicardi http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-31761 Lauren Bicardi Thu, 31 Mar 2011 15:30:45 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-31761 For the second one, you could do like this: The farmer had been missing milk for weeks. He always kept it in a big milk barrel outside of the sheep pen. He was in his house one day when he heard a loud clanging noise. He ran to the sheep pen and sure enough, the milk barrel was tipped over with two holes in it. They looked like horn marks. He ran into the sheep pen and yelled at the sheep. "Now who has been knocking over my can?!" •And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently. For the second one, you could do like this:

The farmer had been missing milk for weeks. He always kept it in a big milk barrel outside of the sheep pen. He was in his house one day when he heard a loud clanging noise. He ran to the sheep pen and sure enough, the milk barrel was tipped over with two holes in it. They looked like horn marks. He ran into the sheep pen and yelled at the sheep. “Now who has been knocking over my can?!” •And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared silently.

]]> By: angii http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-21027 angii Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-21027 snore... snore…

]]> By: Tyler http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-12018 Tyler Mon, 06 Oct 2008 04:13:32 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-12018 Ok try one for this punchline. "Elementary my dear," said the gay beagle named lardbutt. Ok try one for this punchline. “Elementary my dear,” said the gay beagle named lardbutt.

]]> By: Maackenzie http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-10522 Maackenzie Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:59:28 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-10522 what the hell?? why would u give punchlines away to some jokes.... ur gay what the hell?? why would u give punchlines away to some jokes…. ur gay

]]> By: Eduardo Munhoz http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-6637 Eduardo Munhoz Mon, 26 Nov 2007 22:55:15 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-6637 On a place, at the countryside, two brothers used to live on a small house, with their dog. The house was located on the top of a hill. They also live with their sister, a big and fat woman. One day, they left their house, and went to the town, just to buy some things at the closest Market. On their way back, they heard two young guys commenting about... As they opened the door they realized they were terribly mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap! Well, I could just create the beggining. It's hard to fit those into a joke, I'm low on creativity by now. On a place, at the countryside, two brothers used to live on a small house, with their dog. The house was located on the top of a hill. They also live with their sister, a big and fat woman.
One day, they left their house, and went to the town, just to buy some things at the closest Market. On their way back, they heard two young guys commenting about…
As they opened the door they realized they were terribly mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap!

Well, I could just create the beggining. It’s hard to fit those into a joke, I’m low on creativity by now.

]]> By: Mousey http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-6198 Mousey Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:57:55 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-6198 i thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken!! i thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken!!

]]> By: Stupid http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-6197 Stupid Sun, 18 Nov 2007 03:54:09 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-6197 who could come up with a joke for ANY of them? not me who could come up with a joke for ANY of them? not me

]]> By: trashcan chainsaw http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html/comment-page-1#comment-6039 trashcan chainsaw Thu, 15 Nov 2007 10:02:06 +0000 http://www.funnyandjokes.com/punchlines-with-absolutely-no-context.html#comment-6039 THEY ACTUALLY WERE PRETTY LAME THEY ACTUALLY WERE PRETTY LAME

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