Punchlines With Absolutely No Context
Ok, this is totally random. I'm going to post 10 random punchlines, I wonder if anyone out there can come up with a joke that'll actually make sense with one of them? Post your comments!
"No wait, you don’t understand,” said the fat man, "Pop Tarts are a substitute for my mother’s love!"
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Punchlines With Absolutely No Context



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THEY ACTUALLY WERE PRETTY LAME
who could come up with a joke for ANY of them? not me
i thought i was wrong once, but i was mistaken!!
On a place, at the countryside, two brothers used to live on a small house, with their dog. The house was located on the top of a hill. They also live with their sister, a big and fat woman.
One day, they left their house, and went to the town, just to buy some things at the closest Market. On their way back, they heard two young guys commenting about…
As they opened the door they realized they were terribly mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap!
Well, I could just create the beggining. It’s hard to fit those into a joke, I’m low on creativity by now.
what the hell?? why would u give punchlines away to some jokes…. ur gay
Ok try one for this punchline. “Elementary my dear,” said the gay beagle named lardbutt.
snore…