Psychiatric Hotline

Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. Please listen to our menu carefully, as our options may have changed. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependant, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4,5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you [...]

Psychiatric Hotline

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Psychiatric Hotline was written by F&J Staff on Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 at 9:55 amin Clean Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , How To Impress A Woman , New Windows Vista Error Messages , Doctor Dave , Pacific Palisades High School Answering Message , Short Lawyer Jokes .

10 Comments to “Psychiatric Hotline”

• edie says:

  July 31, 2007 at 5:46 pm

  that was a great one…..want more like that….thanks for a good laugh for my day….
• jackie says:

  July 31, 2007 at 7:06 pm

  dear me…i need to share this with my friends…lol. thanks!
• mags says:

  August 17, 2007 at 10:55 pm

  if u are gay please press the rainbow colored button
• hailie says:

  September 9, 2007 at 7:42 pm

  I dont get it
• funforall says:

  September 20, 2007 at 4:47 pm

  cool an funi
• :P says:

  March 25, 2009 at 9:33 am

  funny ×P
• Red Rivan says:

  May 15, 2009 at 2:37 pm

  i pressed 2,3,4,5, and 6
• MindHacker says:

  May 18, 2009 at 1:23 pm

  Hailee’s retarded
• HottieFreak says:

  March 1, 2010 at 1:53 am

  This one’s classic! what’s funny, my friend actually had this as a msg for her phone, I hung up 1st few times, wrong #? b4 I cauht on and laughed my _ off! LOL
• Ummm.... says:

  July 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm

  I didn’t get the fourth one. I’m not even 15 so please don’t tease me.