Proper Redneck Ways To Behave While Driving

• Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight.
• When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way.
• Never tow another car using pantyhose and duct tape.
• When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer.
• Never relieve yourself from a moving vehicle, especially when driving.
• Do not remove the seats from the car so that all your kids can fit in.
• Do not lay rubber while traveling in a funeral procession.

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Proper Redneck Ways To Behave While Driving was written by F&J Staff on Friday, June 22nd, 2007 at 10:17 amin Jokes, Redneck Jokes. You can follow comments through the Comments RSS feed. Similar jokes and stuff include , Driving Through Texas , Redneck Vasectomy , Top 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer , Top Ten Ways To Annoy A Yankee , Fun Things To Do While Driving .