# Proof Girls Are Evil

Some really smart mathematician dedicated his life to writing this equation. Finally proof that girls are, in fact, evil.

Some really smart mathematician dedicated his life to writing this equation. Finally proof that girls are, in fact, evil.

Too complex for the average layman. I’, not mathematician so I didn’t get this one.

HERE IS PROOF GUYS ARE EVIL

10+1=9+100=109=

Gqev-7777-000000=====7777-7777

=0

and for all the boyz who cant

understand notice all boyz

have no smartness in there life which is the 0

and in some country 0 is evil numbet

Good calculations but wrong statement… not funny though

Actually, this is wrong. If you square the evil you have to square the girl. So, it would be girl^2, which means that two girls are evil, so don’t two time and we’ll be fine .

10+1=9 not 10 your in idiot Ilovyou

Actually, money is squared so if money = the root of all evil than money^2 would = the root of evil^2 which is just evil

Omg wow as a blonde it seems weird as a person it seems weird um… i did kinda get it but i thought it would tell us something we didn’t know… i was surprised it didn’t

o… 10 + 1 equals 11 ………

see blondes are smarter than the

average human Ha…. that then would be 111 not 109 ILOVEYOU is slow

gives a bad name for girls

I’m just algebra 1-2 not too bad for a tenth grader I guess ] I have no idea what’s going on :]

ME NIETHER NICK S.

i’m blonde so i only partially got it! my brain looks like this right now! {??????????????}

mathematically it is correct, i saw this exact page in my calculus class earlier today, and the entire lesson was on it (it is my favorite *math joke*)

nOt oF aLl ThEm Are EvIl!!! bUt SOME!!!!!

(i lIke gIrls But tHey dOn’t Like mE, tHough i tReaT tHem tHe bEst tHat i Can!!)

the calculation is correct… the fact you think it is wrong is because you are american.

Dave Ireland

hey f*ck you dave,

don’t be jealous of the fact that

we can take over Ireland any time we want

‘america’ that was uncalled for… but very funny none the less

What’s Ireland?

Anyways, the whole thing only takes an elementary level of maths to understand, and peops who say “If you square the evil you have to square the girl” are in 5th grade.

typical warmonger americans. no wonder ur laughin stock of planet. world series baseball? who else in the world cares lol don’t get me started on your girly football players, helmets, what a bunch of girls

You’re all missing the point here. The most common error people make is to say “money is the root of all evil” when in fact the true saying is “LOVE OF MONEY is the root of all evil.” Look it up if you want. You can’t possibly pin this on women alone or men for that matter. It just depends on personality.

And Mandy: why do you keep on making a point of saying you’re blond and not a person. You said “as a blonde it seems weird as a person it seems weird” and “blondes are smarter than the average human.” No offense, but surely blonds are people too, no?

“What a bunch of girls.”

Weren’ they just talking about sexism? And atleast we can use all four limbs.

omG I don’t know what more funny the jokes or the comments but keep it up

Actually, since the root of a square is the absolute value, the women are absolute evil. HA! This one is great!

WICKED

OLD

MALICIOUS

EVIL

NUISANCE

i think the comments are funnier people can be so inmature

Just so you know, MrMath, that is not true. The square route of a negative number squared is a negative number. Use your calculator. The reason is because of imaginary numbers. the square route of -1 is i. i squared is -1. So the square route of -y is yi and that squared is -y. So they are not absolute evil, just evil.

the square root of -y is root(y) * i ur assuming y is 1 for it to be -yi. I get what ur saying tho just being a smart ass .

“MrMath”, “Real math” and “‘Real math’ is wrong” are all giving unneccesary arguments!

Time must be real and non-negative.

Therefore money must be real and non-negative (as it must be anyway).

Therefore the root of evil must be real and non-negative.

Therefore evil must be real and non-negative.

Therefore absolute evil equals evil!

The one way to sum this up is:

Girls = Time PLUS Money, not Time TIMES Money

Therefore, the end solution would be:

Girls = 2âˆšEvil