Prison vs Work
In case you ever get these two environments confused, this should clear things up a bit. Now, aren’t you glad to be free?
- In prison you spend the majority of your time in a 10×10 cell. At work you get a 6×6 cubicle.
- In prison you get three free meals per day. At work, you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
- In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get more work for good behavior.
- In prison the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work you have to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.
- In prison you get to watch TV and play games. At work, you’ll get fired for doing that.
- In prison you get your own toilet. At work, you have to share a toilet with folks who pee on the seat.
- In prison they allow you to see your friends and family. At work, you’re not even supposed to speak to them.
- In prison you spend most of your time inside bars wanting to get out. At work, you spend most of your time wanting to be in bars.
- In prison you have to deal with a sadistic, irritated, grumpy and impatient warden. At work, he’s called your boss.
There is something seriously wrong with this picture… now get back to work! You’re not getting paid to read jokes!
What'd You Think?
(21 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)
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September 21st, 2007 at 1:20 am
Now Id rather be in prison than work
September 21st, 2007 at 2:28 am
THOUGHT THIS WAS REALLY GREAT…..
September 21st, 2007 at 11:11 am
I’ve never been raped at work…
September 24th, 2007 at 10:23 am
tottally tru! my parents see it the same way!
September 24th, 2007 at 11:04 am
wow that’s great. its prty sad that prison is becoming better than work…scary….
September 27th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
This inacurate information.
September 28th, 2007 at 6:33 am
got me laughing hard! gosh i never want to work for someone
October 1st, 2007 at 2:06 pm
yo dude i mean ….. prison is just so cool ive been there 9 times . but atleast after work you can go bed in peace and not get slagged all night . also big jon crnt get sniff in jail … his bum bum is 2 hairy and pale
October 4th, 2007 at 2:18 pm
hahaha!
but im at work right now and reading this… and getting paid!
October 10th, 2007 at 10:04 am
well i AM supposed to be working but i don’t get paid for it and im already grounded for grades so idc! so ha!
October 17th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
haha that was good.
November 13th, 2007 at 1:01 am
Those were funny so i read them to my mom and she thought that they were hilarious and so did my brother. thanx 4 posting these. it was nice to have everyone laughing like that.
November 19th, 2007 at 2:46 am
Ha did you know the only place in the US that has free health care is the little prison camp in Guanamo bay or something like that where the government puts the people with the most threats? Like terrorist, and Binladin’s body guards. They have the best health care then anywhere else in the US. Why the hell is prison getting to be better then the world outside it now? Hey at least in prison you get a better chance at getting butt-raped then outside of it. Do chicks get raped in prisons?
March 27th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
man i ove prison expecially the part were i get raped by big black guy’s named bubba
March 27th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
where is that part by the way?