Pour Me A Stiff One


In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’. Pepsi will market the new occasion by the name of: Mount & Do.

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24 Responses to “Pour Me A Stiff One”

  1. maz Says:

    ????????????? DIDNT GET THE SECOND BIT??????????????

  2. Pinkey Says:

    HAHAHAHAH, ThAtS fUnNy Sh*T rIgHt ThErE i DoNt cArE wHo YoU aRe

  3. Jazz Says:

    it was to long for me to read……

  4. Wolf Child Says:

    Haha that’s what I thought but it was worth it

  5. Uhhh Says:

    uhh this joke was very stupid i didnt even get it…. your jokes suck!!!!

  6. alex Says:

    funny

  7. Carol Says:

    Well, I guess it was creative. Not laugh out loud, but not too bad.

  8. girlie Says:

    that sh*ts hilarious! That is crazy!

  9. timboe Says:

    hahaha the Viagra bit is so funny :)

  10. BABE~GURL Says:

    i have only 1 word to say about this joke:VIAGRA!!!!!!!

  11. mich Says:

    hahaha this was soooo funny

  12. mich Says:

    haha this was sooooo funny

  13. mich Says:

    haha this was sooooooooooo funny

  14. Tasha Says:

    I loved this joke it was hilarious!

  15. ash Says:

    it was funny but very lame

  16. lala Says:

    this was very funny i dont care what these other people say and to the ones that didnt get it. you are to young to prob be reading it. good job star for you .

  17. catherine Says:

    If thats what they call a joke, I just read one. Hillarious………………

  18. Katlyn Says:

    LOL. xD!

  19. Anti_christ Says:

    THATS F*CKIN SMART!!!!!! GR8 JOKE

  20. lymcro Says:

    don’t get the point

  21. OMFG Says:

    that was HILARIOUS
    micoxifloppin
    that took me on a lollercoaster

  22. hhhhheee Says:

    this was an ok joke…if you like long jokes………. i guess…………….whoever said they didnt get
    is R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D

  23. glynn Says:

    look people, if you want short jokes, go look for blonde jokes or one-liners. or are those too long for you? did you fail 1st grade? can you not understand words? if its too long for you, don’t read it and don’t comment!

    good joke by the way. you could also use ‘philmacakin’ or for you boobs out there ‘fill my cock in’ ….dumbasses

    -glynn wedgewood

  24. ds Says:

    As a pharmaceutical chemist, i thought this was great. sending to all my colleagues

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