Pour Me A Stiff One
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’. Pepsi will market the new occasion by the name of: Mount & Do.
What'd You Think?
(55 votes, average: 4.15 out of 5)
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October 24th, 2007 at 4:24 pm
????????????? DIDNT GET THE SECOND BIT??????????????
October 24th, 2007 at 10:54 pm
HAHAHAHAH, ThAtS fUnNy Sh*T rIgHt ThErE i DoNt cArE wHo YoU aRe
October 25th, 2007 at 6:09 am
it was to long for me to read……
October 25th, 2007 at 8:59 am
Haha that’s what I thought but it was worth it
October 25th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
uhh this joke was very stupid i didnt even get it…. your jokes suck!!!!
October 25th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
funny
October 25th, 2007 at 6:48 pm
Well, I guess it was creative. Not laugh out loud, but not too bad.
October 26th, 2007 at 8:55 am
that sh*ts hilarious! That is crazy!
October 29th, 2007 at 6:29 am
hahaha the Viagra bit is so funny
October 29th, 2007 at 4:53 pm
i have only 1 word to say about this joke:VIAGRA!!!!!!!
October 30th, 2007 at 12:13 am
hahaha this was soooo funny
October 30th, 2007 at 12:13 am
haha this was sooooo funny
October 30th, 2007 at 12:14 am
haha this was sooooooooooo funny
October 31st, 2007 at 8:14 am
I loved this joke it was hilarious!
October 31st, 2007 at 10:19 pm
it was funny but very lame
November 1st, 2007 at 3:48 am
this was very funny i dont care what these other people say and to the ones that didnt get it. you are to young to prob be reading it. good job star for you .
November 1st, 2007 at 9:41 am
If thats what they call a joke, I just read one. Hillarious………………
November 9th, 2007 at 12:13 pm
LOL. xD!
November 10th, 2007 at 9:57 pm
THATS F*CKIN SMART!!!!!! GR8 JOKE
November 18th, 2007 at 10:07 am
don’t get the point
November 28th, 2007 at 6:01 pm
that was HILARIOUS
micoxifloppin
that took me on a lollercoaster
November 30th, 2007 at 3:30 pm
this was an ok joke…if you like long jokes………. i guess…………….whoever said they didnt get
is R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D
December 22nd, 2007 at 4:04 am
look people, if you want short jokes, go look for blonde jokes or one-liners. or are those too long for you? did you fail 1st grade? can you not understand words? if its too long for you, don’t read it and don’t comment!
good joke by the way. you could also use ‘philmacakin’ or for you boobs out there ‘fill my cock in’ ….dumbasses
-glynn wedgewood
June 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
As a pharmaceutical chemist, i thought this was great. sending to all my colleagues