Pour Me A Stiff One
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails', 'highballs' and just good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will market the new occasion by the name of: Mount & Do.
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????????????? DIDNT GET THE SECOND BIT??????????????
HAHAHAHAH, ThAtS fUnNy Sh*T rIgHt ThErE i DoNt cArE wHo YoU aRe
it was to long for me to read……
Haha that’s what I thought but it was worth it
uhh this joke was very stupid i didnt even get it…. your jokes suck!!!!
funny
Well, I guess it was creative. Not laugh out loud, but not too bad.
that sh*ts hilarious! That is crazy!
hahaha the Viagra bit is so funny
i have only 1 word to say about this joke:VIAGRA!!!!!!!
hahaha this was soooo funny
haha this was sooooo funny
haha this was sooooooooooo funny
I loved this joke it was hilarious!
it was funny but very lame
this was very funny i dont care what these other people say and to the ones that didnt get it. you are to young to prob be reading it. good job star for you .
If thats what they call a joke, I just read one. Hillarious………………
LOL. xD!
THATS F*CKIN SMART!!!!!! GR8 JOKE
don’t get the point
that was HILARIOUS
micoxifloppin
that took me on a lollercoaster
this was an ok joke…if you like long jokes………. i guess…………….whoever said they didnt get
is R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D
look people, if you want short jokes, go look for blonde jokes or one-liners. or are those too long for you? did you fail 1st grade? can you not understand words? if its too long for you, don’t read it and don’t comment!
good joke by the way. you could also use ‘philmacakin’ or for you boobs out there ‘fill my cock in’ ….dumbasses
-glynn wedgewood
As a pharmaceutical chemist, i thought this was great. sending to all my colleagues
To glynn, you put ‘philmacakin’, which makes you a dumbass because the way you spelt it means it is pronounced fill my cack in. You should have spelt it philmacokin.
Next time make sure you haven’t made a mistake before you start labelling people as dumbasses
Actually, now you’re the dumb*ss zzzzzs cuz glynn was creative enough to make up another word and if that’s how she wants to spell it then let it be… But this joke was alright…
ha ha made ma laugh
Peanutbutter
Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
^^ that was the onlii part tht was funny to me