Potty Mouths For Breakfast
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. “You know what?” says the 6 year old. “I think it’s about time we started cussing.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, “When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.” WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His Mom locks him in his room and shouts,”You can stay there until I let you out!” She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?” “I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios.”
What'd You Think?
(118 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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October 26th, 2007 at 11:36 am
hhahahha./
laughin my butox off.
October 26th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Lol that is very funny
October 26th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
Freakin’ hilarious
October 26th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
good one.!
October 26th, 2007 at 7:17 pm
HaHaHa!1!1!1 I gUeSs ThEy WoNt CuSs No MoRe
October 28th, 2007 at 5:51 pm
r.o.t.f.f.l.m.f.a.o.
October 28th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
HA!!!!
October 28th, 2007 at 9:18 pm
that joke was so gay
October 29th, 2007 at 4:04 pm
that was definitely funny
October 29th, 2007 at 5:14 pm
LOL i could see my cousin n’ bro doing that
October 29th, 2007 at 7:32 pm
lmfao that was funny
October 31st, 2007 at 12:28 am
That was sick
October 31st, 2007 at 12:28 am
AS IN FUNNY
October 31st, 2007 at 12:28 am
OR COOL
October 31st, 2007 at 1:56 am
dAt WaS fUnNy!
October 31st, 2007 at 2:15 pm
lol
October 31st, 2007 at 10:16 pm
that was funny
November 1st, 2007 at 6:11 am
first chuckle of the day !
November 1st, 2007 at 9:33 am
He He He funny
November 1st, 2007 at 11:49 am
frickin’ hilarious
November 3rd, 2007 at 12:45 am
FREAKIN’ SWEET
November 3rd, 2007 at 3:22 am
funny as man
November 5th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Aww DATS SOO QUTE…
HAHAHAHA.
LOL.
iTSz VERy FUNNy!!!
November 6th, 2007 at 9:56 am
ha ha ha good one
November 11th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
loli can just imagine what my mom would say to that
November 17th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
lol that was good, thank god that wasnt me.
November 23rd, 2007 at 2:57 pm
lmao
November 24th, 2007 at 6:16 pm
They won’t cuss anymore… or ask or Cheerios.
:) XD
November 25th, 2007 at 11:55 am
Wow!! I Get It…
Lol….
Lmfao
Rotfl
=D
xD
December 6th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
lmbo
December 10th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
That was a really great joke, i laughed my ass off!
May 6th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
thats the funniest thing on this site
May 13th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
sounds like my parents wit my lil brother hahahahahaha
July 15th, 2008 at 11:55 am
yeah that rawked
October 8th, 2008 at 9:51 am
YOU CAN BET YOUR FAT ASS THIS WAS FUNNY!
October 10th, 2008 at 10:15 am
freakin hilarious