Poker One-Liners
Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
In Vegas they'll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I'd win or lose there.
I'm going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.
I had nothing to do, so just [...]




Hardy har har i like these they are ridiculous and grand