Last night I got thrown out of a casino… apparently I completely misunderstood the crap table.
In Vegas they'll bet on anything. One casino was ready to let me bet on whether I'd win or lose there.
I'm going to the casino tonight. I hope I break even. I need the money.
I had nothing to do, so just [...]
Poker One-Liners
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Poker One-Liners was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, August 23rd, 2007 at 9:29 amin Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes.
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