Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed!
Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they're also getting more inventive...
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So, after his inauguration, Obama flies the former Presidents Bush, Bush snr. and Clinton home on Air Force One (Because he’s nice like that.) As they are passing into Texas, Dubya chuckles and chirps up
“I could throw a cheque for ten grand out of the window and make one of our voters very happy.”
“See, thats why you’ll never be as popular as me, Junior.” pipes up his father. “I would throw 10 checks for $1000 out of the window and make 10 voters very happy.”
“And thats why neither of you will ever be as successful as me.” interdicts Bill Clinton. “I would throw 10 cheques for 100bucks out the window and still make ten voters very happy for 1 tenth of the cost.” They all turn to look at Obama, awaiting his contribution.
“Hell… I could throw you three out the window and make the whole damn country very happy.” He says.
LOL!!! Now THERE’s a joke!!!
I’ve read some other Obama jokes. They have been quite funny and tasteful. To make a joke like this is just vulgar.
probly the funniest thing ive ever seen in my whole entire life!!
w00t i have a new background XD theres this kid in school who has a melonhead im sooooo printing this!!!!!!
Okay now that was just ignorant funny but ignorant
that was funny, but venom125′s joke made me laugh harder
Hahahah never laughed so hard in my life thay should have a plate of fried chicken in there to roflmfao
Now im A black man and that has to be one of the funniest things I’ve seen since the dead monkey.
I feel like this we all know rascism exist and actually thats whats makes this so funny.
Anyone upset should take a chill pill, everyones not racist.
Thank you very much.
I’m here all week.
And there’s plenty more where that came from.
I dont get it….what is the watermelon post to repersent???
Wow that was hiliarious it would make all of America happy that was a good one keep them up
I think Obama will be the helper Americans are waiting for ..he is a man that understands the feelings of others ,and a man that knows waht to do at tha right time ..
WTF!!!! all black people dont even like watermelon. so F**K all yall B*****S!!!!!
even tho it is very delicious but that aint the point. so racist!!!
This is not a joke, this is not funny, it is racist, offensive and a threat to the President, character, dignity and integrity. I don’t like it when you make fun
of my new neighbor down the streets. You draw from my viens, fire, fury and rage.
HA HA HA HA im going to send this one to everyone i know!!!
that is funny but so so racist…
watermelons were fed to the slaves back in the day and thats all that they ate its a very racist joke this is anwering petunia question
you guys need to chill- did u ever think that maybe people dont like obama for something other than his race? or have you been watching “the messiah” on the news and think that his administration is actually gonna work? anyways, i think everyones a little bit racist sometimes, and if we could just accept the fact, we might get along better. good joke, btw=)
lmao jaja i looved Venom125′s joke thatz funnier than tha picture
only whites cud find this funny..
ROFLMAO!!!
Why is it when black comedians do racial jokes it’s funny, but when a joke is about blacks it’s racist? You people need to be more tolerant & stop playing the race card all the time you hear racial jokes about you.
That’s just wrong…..
Wrong or not, you know it’s true.
I cant stop laughing every time i see this. And i saw it before obama became president. I am white and proud. Call me racist I dont care. But before you do, consider this. Do whites have a national association for the advancement of white people? No but blacks have the NAACP. Do we have all white colleges? No but there are all black colleges. Do we have a miss white america pageant? No, but there is a Miss Black America pageant. Do we have scholarship programs that offer scholarships only to whites? No, but there are scholarship programs dedicated to blacks. We don’t have a white history month, or even a white history day. If we had ANY of these things, we would be considered racist and you know it. Sounds like a double standard to me. I’m tired of ranting I’m going to go set up an Obama trap on my front porch.
You are 100% correct.
so stupid
humor for 12 yr olds
it would make me happier if obama jumped out of the plane
i completely agree with Chris the blacks are the racists in this country
chris, there is no white history month/day bc everyday is whit history day! i am black and i love what alot of white people have done 4 our country. i mean, where would we be without george washington and honest abe? this is just a joke and should not make anyone lose sleep at night. i agree that it is unfair that when blacks make a white joke it is okay, but when whites make a black joke it is bad; than is not fair. people act as though thewhite people who enslaved the blacks are every white person. NBD! people are just too uptight now. i thought this joke was funny as hell, and i dont even like watermelon.
I agree with Chris. I get tired of black people whining about how hard it is to be black. 400,000 white men died for black freedom. And white legislators advanced black civil rights. No people other than blacks have ever gotten so much by doing so little. It is a shame that blacks don’t just accept the level playing field and get on with their lives instead of drudging up the past to get as much as they can with the least amount of effort. Endless social programs have kept millions of blacks in the gutter instead of motivating them to stand on their own two feet. The only way to save them from themselves is to treat them like white people. Whites get no public money for anything. We get no special treatment, yet we suceed.
It is better to be educated and proud. NAACP was formed by white people. Whites wouldn’t allow blacks to go to their universities. Whites discriminate against everyone including themselves. It is a issue of class not race. By the way you did not die for my freedom. They fought over money and envy of wealthy southeners with slaves.
oh. those social programs are majorily for you. we make up a small percentage of population. YES there are more whites that are using those resources.
I agree with alex.. however that joke is super funny! me as an african american found this non-offensive. MY GOD PEOPLE ITS A JOKE!
I think we need such expert kidnappers in Zambia. We have one to trap
You dance around what I said. Arguing against it while not saying what I have said is false. Because you can’t refute it. Everything I said is fact. Blacks get the most in this country with the least amount of work. And it is given to them not earned. That is why whereever blacks are heavily concentrated there is a high crime rate. A high teen pregnancy rate and a general lack of family values. And don’t say it is because they are poor. After Katrina the government moved homeless blacks to a docked cruise ship in Mobile Alabama. Everyone had a room and turndown maid service as well as free food and a stipend. They literally lived in a luxury cruis ship for six months with all the services. The rate of robbery and rape on the ship was very high. They were no longer in poor conditions yet they still were menaces to society. That is proof that it is not a class issue and is a race issue. Blacks have very little values while most whites treasure them. And whites do better despite the obsatcles that impede them.
PLEASE TAKE THIS ONE SERIOUS:
Bin Laden has copied this technology to use on Bush. On testing the Device he used Lewinsky in place of a water melon. The next morning Clinton was found under the box.
Wow you peoples need to swallow a whole bottle of chill pills. Its a JOKE SITE. If you can’t take a joke eff off and find a nice, politically correct forum to wallow in. Digital Spy or some sh*t like that.
obama can throw himself out the window and make more ppl happy….
While this might be a “joke site”, someone thought to set this photo shoot….And it’s absolutely sickening. Anyone who sees anything amusing here should be ashamed of themselves.
u should put tax dollars in there u could catch a bunch of dems
Wow jim, spoken like a true racist. Probably the only racist on the site. THIS IS A JOKE SITE. I am mixed… half black half white/mexican. I think the watermelon thing is funny. I also think Jim should take a social justice class because his lack of knowledge about social issues makes me want to vomit. I could go on for pages ripping gaping holes in his ineloquent argument. But I won’t because I know that it will not do any good as it is clear that he is not educated enough to comprehend the sentiment. To all the people with their panties in a twist about the photo: Its obviouslly not a reference to the early 1800s when black people where forced to eat watermelon. I agree that would be in poor taste. Its more likely a reference to the stereotype that black people love watermelon. Some stereotypes are innocent observations about trivial things that are meant in jest. However since people like Jim frequently take multifaceted social issues and mornically classify them as a stereotype pertaining to race while ignoring all the factors involved, I could see why many people think we should do away with stereotypes altogether.
here n****r n****r
its funny to white people,no
Eeesh! I dunno about tellin you lot to go find another site. Maybe I should. Are you STILL all wailing on about this? Its so last season…
If you want jokes you can really have a gripe about, check out sickipedia.org (spelling may not be exact – can’t get to that one from work =) ) Now on there are a bunch of some really, really sick puppies. As the name implies.
Selling Bourbon biscuits at 49p a pack? That’s Asda Price.
Selling plastic ride-on Firetrucks? That’s Fisher-Price.
Selling pathetic made-up rape claim stories to The Sun? That’s Katie Price.
I saw one post up there that was well written by Martina. However, 1/2 black and 1/2 white and mexican would actually make you 1/3black, 1/3white and 1/3mexican. Just saying. As far as this race thing if EVERYONE would quit living in the PAST and MOVE on all would be good. Every race has their “Sh*tHeads” and that’s not going to change. Every racist needs to put in combat situation where the guy next to him is a different race. They’d learn real quick that that when push comes to shove the only colors that matter are Red, White, and Blue. Forrest and Buba got along why can’t we.
lmao that was funniest obama joke i’ve seen yet so all of yall who thint it isnt funny loosen up some eh? and good one venom lol
also i agree with martina