Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they’re also getting more inventive…
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Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed! was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 pm. It was filed under Pictures, Political Jokes, Racial Jokes.
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Oh, snap!!!
Funny as hell! LOL
youre a piece of shit
Ouch! That hurts braden. We can take it though.
you mob not funny with th eobama jokes ……..so give up already
I love how they call Bush the devil, but can’t take any criticism of their own! I think we hurt their poor little feelings…hippies…so darn pacified! Get off your mother’s tit already!
Lol I like how such residual Anti-Obama sentiment still lingers around even after the election.
I didn’t even know rednecks knew how to blog.
that things nigger rigged
Hilarious!! Unfortunately we will all be called racists for finding humor in it–even though they make fun of us “crackers” and it’s not racist–Who is really keeping racism alive in this country???
you know the only people who are pissed off about these jokes are the ones who voted for him. have a little fun everyone in the political world gets made fun of so don’t be defensive about it. besides anyone who tires to take away hunting and nascar deservse to be made fun of.
That is retarded. That box isn’t nearly big enough to trap a grown man.
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Racism isn’t funny and it’s the finding humor in this that makes you a racist. The criticisms of Bush aren’t because he’s white, they are becuase he is an idiot. Oh and “America” (post November 8th, 2008 at 2:43pm), read a book: Obama is not taking away your guns and the NASCAR comment was something you and your fellow scholars came up with no doubt after a fine evening of Schlitz and Jim Beam because your sister locked her door and you were left to attempt conversation. You and yours started making stuff up and when you woke the next day thought that you saw it on FoxNews. Sorry, you thought your dad had mentioned seeing it on FoxNews as you turned your TV to the Speed Channel and threw away the remote (or did the goat get it? Dude you really gotta ge that that screen door fixed).
finding humor in this doesn’t make you a racist
I’m glad Obama won, if I voted it would have been for him, and I find this funny.
Election’s over, either your guy lost or he won, either way it’s time to relax.
ROFLMAO!!!!! soooo funny
I get the feeling that obama himself might find the humor in it. Michelle, on the other hand, not so much.
This is cool but hes much too smart to get caught in this stupid trap! you need to hide the string!
I’m black, and I voted for him, and I find this pretty damn funny! Lighten up people!!
Oh, and Bush isn’t the devil, he’s just a MORON!!
I didn’t vote for Obama, but I do agree it is a racist joke. I wonder if the racists would still think it was funny if the joke was a trap for white guys, with an assault rifle and a map of an elementary school??
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!?!?! Jason you self-righteous little piece of shit, oh how dare someone make light of something like this, its a fucking joke, its idiots like you who blow it out of proportion. If youre such a stout defender of racism, what is with the negative attitude toward “rednecks.” So everyone that makes a joke about Obama is a fucking hillbilly? Or are you just saying ALL white people are rednecks who fuck their sisters and love Nascar? So if that stupid generalization were true, I guess all black people are on welfare and love watermelon. You can’t cry racism and then turn around and do it yourself. Otherwise, you are furthering the attitude that holds us all down. The same goes for you James.
Ok…ROFL! I am black…love myself, love my folks. Am not racist against white people…they are my folks to (literally). LOL! The joke wasn’t as funny as some of the comments. I like the ones about “hiding the string” and “the box is too small to catch a grown man!” ALSO, I LOVE PINEAPPLE AND CATFISH…NOT WATERMELON AND FRIED CHICKEN! WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME? LOL!
omg people, it’s just a joke !? the joke isn’t even a racist joke ! and who cares that the box isn’t big enough to fit a full grown man - it’s just a little bit of humour ! lighten up people !
Funny as hell. PEOPLE WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT, you know there are gonna be some fucked up, yet funny jokes. Get over it. Every president gets made fun of, God forbid we use stereotypical jokes to make fun of him.
HA HA!!! Good one, they should also change the name of the white house to the inaugural house now too, wouldn’t be right for it to be called the white house now would it?…
Desma please leave more comments….I need something else to make fun of besides Obama or eobama as you liketo call him. And your ebonics did it for me. LOL
I have a black guy who I don’t even know keep texting my cell phone with all kinds of white and Obama jokes, and some times he even calls and leaves messages….the first one being ” All white people report to the cotton fields tomorrow at 8am for orientation, thank you President Obama.” So, I wrote back telling him “no problem and just to be helpful I would stop and pick up Obamas Mothers side of his family on my way to the cotton field.”
His lates text says “you know what Obama stands for, Oviously Blacks Are Moving Ahead” So, once agin I wrote back letting him know 2 things
#1 I was very proud that he spelled OBVIOUSLY right lol
and
#2 Obama is so big on “change” well you know what change stands for right?
Can’t Have Another Nigger Get Elected
OMFG this joke is made of so much fail it is a ultimate win! XD Nice job you guys. -gives you a fail cookie-
“So if that stupid generalization were true, I guess all black people are on welfare and love watermelon.” OOOH!! Burn! nice job! I am sooo quoting you on that…hope you dont mind.
Listen if it is o.k. to make fun of Bush it is certainly o.k. to make fun of Obama. That doesnt make you racist or sexist or religionist. Go to the dollar store and get yourself a sense of humor.
holy crap guys its ok to take a joke. lol i love it
im white && im not racist but its funny. live a little.
why the hell did yall get on this website if you were
going to do nothing but act like children.
i love it. good job!!!
we need more jokes like this!!
haha
what the #$@& every black person in the country made fun of bush,made fun of clinton, they made fun of every president but when the tables turn and they place a black man in office oh no we cant say #$@& about him he is blazin the way for blacks you idiots did u even know what he wants to do to the country or where you just putting him in there for his color. im not racisist im just wanting u to relize the election was more about race then #$@&!% politics and makin th country better i guess we will just see how this turns out in the next 4 years !!
this is funny as hell!!! XD
Black people amuse me lol. Obama is half white and half black hes just as white as he is black. sometimes i wonder.o and how will one of them run the white house when 12 cant run a mcdonalds