Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they're also getting more inventive...
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Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed! was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 pmin Pictures, Political Jokes, Racial Jokes.
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I’m mexican (legal!) & my native american ancestors were killed, enslaved, deprived of land, & woman raped. But I dnt go 2 evry white person & demand an apology. Its not THERE fault! They r not resposible for their ancestors mistakes! Black people need to keep their past & culture but dnt hold a grudge against someone who has no fault & I can take a joke about mexicans. Its more racist to walk on eggshells around a person
Its not THERE fault!
Come on: “It’s not THEIR fault”
English, dude.
good drummer. nice to find som1 that can take a joke and not blame others for not being able to make money etc.
“English, dude.”
I don’t think drummer grl is a DUDE… bro.
can somebody proof read this for me?
Drummer,
All that you said was true. But in America Indians commited many injustices that go unpublicised. In Jamestown Virginia the Indians and the English were getting along fine. The Indians percieved a danger due to the growing colony, so they attacked Jamestown. They had an exchange program where Indian boys were allowed to grow up in the colony and learn about us. When the attack came those boys murdered the host families. The Indians tried to annihalate the colonists. They tried to kill every man woman and child. It was unprvoked and dastardly. At that point Whites realized that coexitance was impossible. In 1862 when the men were fighting the civil war, the Soux indians in South Dakota attacked white settlers and killed more than 500. Most of them women an children. Acts like this caused the United States to hit back hard and with a vengence. I am not saying we were innocent all the time. But the white atrocities are taught and the indian ones are not. Settlers were under constant attack and thousands were murdered and the women raped. The indians were no different than the whites except the whites were better fighters and won the wars. The truth needs to be taught. Indians were not peaceful people. They fought themselves before we got here and they fought us when we got here. Tactics were the same on both sides but we won. No side was any more evil than the other. It was just how the world worked back then. people fought over resources and to expand their influence. That is just how it was done. The powerful took over the week. That was the world. Just don’t think Indians were great noble people who always fought for good. They fought for the same reasons we did and the same way we did. If they had won then whites would be in your position claiming the same things.
SoOoO did we catch him or what looks lik a really good plan to me
Jimmy…….god your stupid. I agree with you to an extent. Full lessons need to be taught, but I think you believe in full teaching for a different reason.
Hello there crazy democrats. Boy do I have a mission for you. I, as you can tell already, am a strong willed conservative Republican. Yes, I love George Bush. Yes, I think marriage is between a man and a women. Yada, yada, yada. So here’s my situation. I’m a freshmen in high school, and I’m in the process of writing a research paper. The topic is liberal bias in the media. I already know that it is real, factual, scientifically proven, and undoubtedly verifiable. But, I was told by my raging liberal of a teacher, (of course, aren’t all teachers now a days), that I need to ‘present the other side of the argument’ in my introduction. So I’ve got my information, now I need yours. DEAR DEMOCRATS: Do you think that the media tends to have a liberal preconception/ If so, why? If not, how do you defend that? Thanks everybody! Fyi, paper is due tommorrow. HURRY! (:
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@ Drummer grl no offense but your ancestors were raping, murdering and killing each other far before whites ever stepped on this land and I HIGHLY doubt whites raped you people as you said I would like to see proof. As it is Natives were nick names Savages for a reason as in when they would rade white areas they would bash in babys skulls and scalp everything alive.
Well said, America was built over its natives blood…The word genocide is aptly applied to its “indian politics”… B.O. should be reminded of its campaign promises, or it will be writen down in history that he lied just about the same way of all the rest of “whitemen” from 3rd(2nd too) world dictatorships…
The age of black American Communism is here !! Why in the hell is a box, watermelon, stick and string offensive???? can you dumb smf’s not take a joke ?? other races have suffered for hundreds of years and still have the decency to laugh it off… Black slavery lasted less than 50 years, not even a fragment of importance in the history of mankind, Jews suffered for hundreds of years as have Orthodox Christians… yet the “colored” have all the attention these days…obama is the age of bs
hey ken so is every other race that has ever existed
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godnes gratious dat was okay nt funny okay
dam u guys r so emotional about racism it’s just a joke.
Dumb ass people
Nice. who cares about indian anyway. theyre like the meat on burgers so I guess we need them but. Thats all theyr gud for; just like eskimos
that joke is funny as hell an its true as well…
yea that watermelon was really racist lol
ha ha. xD it’s funny ’cause we black people like love our watermelon. They should have put some fried chicken, grape drink, and kool aid just to sweeten the deal. I would have gone for it.
I’m black and even I think its funny. ha ha .
Oddly enough this happens to be joke site… Hmm why would one ever visit a joke site? To read fictitious stories? Nah. Probably just to pretend everything is factual and then give poor ratings and comments.
obama IS the anti-christ, he is not good for this country
We need a mexican president after 0bama haha make the white pe0ple mad! And blacks and wh0 ever viva amexica!
AYYY KEN NO OFFENSE BUT UR STUPIED.!!!!!
Lol! that’s so funny especially to me since i love being racist to blacks. Just as a joke
first of all drummer grl and proman 1 i am black and i dont get offensive at jokes and what not but i tend to well complain ass you guys put it cuss even hough the slavery thing wasnt all that big whites and a few mexicans tend to mock us which is why we probrably get offensive most o the time and btw this joke wasnt funny cuss last time i checked mexicans loved watermelons more than blacks !! xD
I think thats funny shi$……… is there a bite out of it? did he scam his way in that box too?
How is the watermellon racist. I’m white and I always eat watermellon.and the whole black slavery was wayyy wrong cause no man should have to serve another, but on the bright side many blacks became Christians and brought the Gospel to their tribes and family when they were free.
I don’t see the point of a watermelon being racist neither. I’m asian and I LOVE watermelons–I also love fish-sauce.
Wow Jimmy…you’re lack of historical knowledge is amazing. I am not even going to go into how moronic your post is but I will point out one thing…it wasn’t the natives that started the whole scalping thing. Look it up…I suggest you learn history before you post erroneous facts.
you are the stupidest president
I think that Jimmy is right and far is a looney liberal facist who denies the holocaust and loves to pretend she “knows history”. I will tell you this right now, I am a senior in highschool and I AM A CONSERVATIVE anyone got a problem with that?! Good because that joke was f@$& hillarious.
Ok this is going to far. All of you are retarded listen to what your saying. You all have gone back and forth between Indians and Christianity and all sorts of other crap. How about you talk about what really matters like how our country is slowly being flushed down the toilet by a socialist pig. Not cause he is black or muslim but for the simple fact that he is a Moron. The only reason he got elected is because he is black. I gaurantee if a white guy would have campainged the same way Our current president did he would have lost horribly. Get over the race issue and see this for what it really is. Ive got no problem having a black president, Ive got a huge problem having a black president named OBAMA!
I agree with Yup, Its not that I dont like that Obama is black, its that hes destroying my country, one that I love, we are the strongest country in the world. But as this entire page shows, we are the weakest from the inside, no one agrees to anything, everyone has to argue. Its a sad fact. I am a native and I dont mind racial jokes, I dont mind if a white or a mexican tells a joke about my race, I laugh. Plus I love telling jokes about my race. I dont take offense at all, Because for one they are true, and two they’re hilarious. No one race is better than another. No christain is better than an atheist, we’re all people dammit. We should all be able to laugh at jokes.
OMG…..I am Proud to be an American. That is funny. I love it.
@Proman1 : Relax man, you need to go read your history book. slavery lasted for centuries. BTW i’m black, i support Obama and yet i am hear laughing my ass off at this joke. you people need to chill and not take thing too seriously.
@Dinna May Hastins : lol you are right if there was fried chicken i would have gone for it
@Dinna May Hastins : lol you are right if there was fried chicken i would have gone for it
P.S i meant “here” not “hear” and “things” not “thing”
I completely agree with Drummer grl.
@AKgirl: I must completely agree with you too. I have Native (nearly non-existant though), Irish (more than half), and White blood. I also agree that jokes are jokes and shouldn’t be taken seriously. That’s why they are called jokes.
If anyone is interested go look up the video “what Obama doesn’t want you to know”. pretty interesting stuff. Kinda scary actually
@ hi, i’m emily. fifteen years old, and smarter than most of you ignorant liberals.
i <3 u
This photo is discriminatory to watermelons everywhere…
hey… u people r very much confused… sign of qiyaama is when pauper’s will become leaders.. happening everywere..
ALLAHU AKBAR
What?! No seafood?! What is this world coming to?! I am a watermelon-hating black! If there was any lobster, i’d have been there yesterday! Moving on, I wish you guys would read your posts from my point of view! You would be crackin UP! I’m just gonna say this: everyone calling people racist because of who they voted for sounds pretty racist themselves! My parents, who are mostly black, voted for McCain and I would have done the same. Not because I can’t stand half of my own ethnicity, but because McCain was a better choice. And if it were possible, I would have voted for BUSH! He cares more about America than Obama ever will. I have lost track of how many vacations Obama has been on since becoming president! In fact, he’s on one right now! If he cared for Americans as individuals, we would be on vacation, not him. As for history, the past isn’t gonna help us in this situation! Yes, it is all right to reflect and appreciate our history, but there is such thing as getting stuck in it. You can’t tell people to stop living in the past if you can’t uphold an arguement from the present. Stop telling us that whites did all of the work, because we took all of the suffering when you failed to save or care about us. What do we owe you now? Our country is made up of less whites than all the other races combined. Get ready for a shift in the race and class order. Tell Obama ready or not, real change he talked about is coming. And you bet you can believe in it.
I am very proud of the speech I gave. Best one yet! I have given some throughout this website, but I’m not halfway through yet! I’m not even close! I hope I can use this stuff when school starts!
I never comment on these things because it’s useless…just a bunch of people arguing back & forth, not getting anywhere. We all have our own opinions & it doesn’t matter what any one of us says to the other.. it’s not going to change anything. However DRUMMER GRL, I had to comment because I have so much respect for you. I have black friends who think black jokes are hilarious.. because they are are just confident in their skin and & can take a joke. I love this about them & I respect that about you & the comment you made. People could tell white jokes to me all day, personally I would laugh my ass off. I think that black people who cry… you people are being racist & hating on me.. are the most racist people out there. Get over it & just have a little laugh. Geesh. People are so uptight.
y’all need to move to South Africa and detox all these ideas/grudges/emotions … etc …
plese explain to me how obama is such a bad president?dont get me wrong, because i really want to know. i like obama but i want to know what he has done thats bad. just a “heated discussion”
its a joke…….geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
I rofled so hard when i saw this