Thanks to our top notch US Secret Service protection, a brazen new plot to kidnap Presidential hopeful Barack Obama has been exposed! These kidnappers are not only getting brave (maybe desperate), they're also getting more inventive...
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Plot To Kidnap Obama Exposed! was written by F&J Staff on Wednesday, October 22nd, 2008 at 2:12 pmin Pictures, Political Jokes, Racial Jokes.
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I’m mexican (legal!) & my native american ancestors were killed, enslaved, deprived of land, & woman raped. But I dnt go 2 evry white person & demand an apology. Its not THERE fault! They r not resposible for their ancestors mistakes! Black people need to keep their past & culture but dnt hold a grudge against someone who has no fault & I can take a joke about mexicans. Its more racist to walk on eggshells around a person
Its not THERE fault!
Come on: “It’s not THEIR fault”
English, dude.
good drummer. nice to find som1 that can take a joke and not blame others for not being able to make money etc.
“English, dude.”
I don’t think drummer grl is a DUDE… bro.
can somebody proof read this for me?
Drummer,
All that you said was true. But in America Indians commited many injustices that go unpublicised. In Jamestown Virginia the Indians and the English were getting along fine. The Indians percieved a danger due to the growing colony, so they attacked Jamestown. They had an exchange program where Indian boys were allowed to grow up in the colony and learn about us. When the attack came those boys murdered the host families. The Indians tried to annihalate the colonists. They tried to kill every man woman and child. It was unprvoked and dastardly. At that point Whites realized that coexitance was impossible. In 1862 when the men were fighting the civil war, the Soux indians in South Dakota attacked white settlers and killed more than 500. Most of them women an children. Acts like this caused the United States to hit back hard and with a vengence. I am not saying we were innocent all the time. But the white atrocities are taught and the indian ones are not. Settlers were under constant attack and thousands were murdered and the women raped. The indians were no different than the whites except the whites were better fighters and won the wars. The truth needs to be taught. Indians were not peaceful people. They fought themselves before we got here and they fought us when we got here. Tactics were the same on both sides but we won. No side was any more evil than the other. It was just how the world worked back then. people fought over resources and to expand their influence. That is just how it was done. The powerful took over the week. That was the world. Just don’t think Indians were great noble people who always fought for good. They fought for the same reasons we did and the same way we did. If they had won then whites would be in your position claiming the same things.
SoOoO did we catch him or what looks lik a really good plan to me
Jimmy…….god your stupid. I agree with you to an extent. Full lessons need to be taught, but I think you believe in full teaching for a different reason.
Hello there crazy democrats. Boy do I have a mission for you. I, as you can tell already, am a strong willed conservative Republican. Yes, I love George Bush. Yes, I think marriage is between a man and a women. Yada, yada, yada. So here’s my situation. I’m a freshmen in high school, and I’m in the process of writing a research paper. The topic is liberal bias in the media. I already know that it is real, factual, scientifically proven, and undoubtedly verifiable. But, I was told by my raging liberal of a teacher, (of course, aren’t all teachers now a days), that I need to ‘present the other side of the argument’ in my introduction. So I’ve got my information, now I need yours. DEAR DEMOCRATS: Do you think that the media tends to have a liberal preconception/ If so, why? If not, how do you defend that? Thanks everybody! Fyi, paper is due tommorrow. HURRY! (:
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@ Drummer grl no offense but your ancestors were raping, murdering and killing each other far before whites ever stepped on this land and I HIGHLY doubt whites raped you people as you said I would like to see proof. As it is Natives were nick names Savages for a reason as in when they would rade white areas they would bash in babys skulls and scalp everything alive.
Well said, America was built over its natives blood…The word genocide is aptly applied to its “indian politics”… B.O. should be reminded of its campaign promises, or it will be writen down in history that he lied just about the same way of all the rest of “whitemen” from 3rd(2nd too) world dictatorships…
The age of black American Communism is here !! Why in the hell is a box, watermelon, stick and string offensive???? can you dumb smf’s not take a joke ?? other races have suffered for hundreds of years and still have the decency to laugh it off… Black slavery lasted less than 50 years, not even a fragment of importance in the history of mankind, Jews suffered for hundreds of years as have Orthodox Christians… yet the “colored” have all the attention these days…obama is the age of bs
hey ken so is every other race that has ever existed
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godnes gratious dat was okay nt funny okay
dam u guys r so emotional about racism it’s just a joke.
Dumb ass people
Nice. who cares about indian anyway. theyre like the meat on burgers so I guess we need them but. Thats all theyr gud for; just like eskimos
that joke is funny as hell an its true as well…
yea that watermelon was really racist lol
ha ha. xD it’s funny ’cause we black people like love our watermelon. They should have put some fried chicken, grape drink, and kool aid just to sweeten the deal. I would have gone for it.
I’m black and even I think its funny. ha ha .
Oddly enough this happens to be joke site… Hmm why would one ever visit a joke site? To read fictitious stories? Nah. Probably just to pretend everything is factual and then give poor ratings and comments.